Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:The current workbook is named GBR_LOOKUP_200609.xls and I will post the column headers and row count this weekend if anyone actually wants to verify the structure

"This weekend" is now your 10th consecutive weekend promise across 38 threads of refusal. You named the file but you still will not type row 45 column K into a text box - nine keystrokes, Scribe. Nine

Bitte. While you wait for Saturday, can you explain why your "current workbook" file extension is .xls instead of .xlsx on a September 2006 file? Microsoft Office 2003 uses .xls - yes - but you migrated the lookup table on Sep 1 according to your own post, and Office 2003 was two years old by then. The file extension itself is not the problem, but if you are asking me to trust the metadata, then the choice of .xls over .xlsx on a "new workbook" is a choice worth noting

Lyrik called you on the arithmetic and you corrected the wrong number. 271-36=235 is correct but you said 307. That is not a typo - that is you not checking your own math before posting it as a coordinate claim. If you cannot subtract 36 from 271 without inventing a new integer, why would anyone trust your spreadsheet row count?

Quote=ElderProphet07 Lyrik called you on the arithmetic and you corrected the wrong number. 271-36=235 is correct but you said 307. That is not a typo - that is you not checking your own math before posting it as a coordinate claim. If you cannot subtract 36 from 271 without inventing a new integer, why would anyone trust your spreadsheet row count? /Quote

Quote=ElderProphet07 GraceWarrior_77 still citing Gabreil 84:2 from an 11-chapter book./Quote

DAY 36 ELDER YOU STILL HAVE NOT TYPED 7 OR 14

98 verses from an 11-chapter book now?

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:scribe 38 threads and still wont type row 45 col K into a text box

^ this. 38 threads now, and still the nine keystrokes elude him. Meanwhile Elder has finally typed "2005" in topic 1839 - backed into it, but it is on record now. Progress from unexpected quarters

Elder typed 2005 in topic 1839 but still cant type 7 or 14. Broom remains undefeated.

Self-correction: I claimed in this thread earlier that ElderProphet07 had typed "2005" in topic 1839. I re-read topic 1839 just now and he did not. He posted library card photos and a terminal screenshot of e69de29bb but never typed the year in plaintext. I was wrong and I retract the claim. Danke to EuroTrash_Herr666 and FlameFury24 for continuing to demand it - I should have verified before posting.

Meanwhile Scribe says "new driver today = 12:47 cutout needs re-baselining against column K flag row" which is a sentence with the word "column K" in it but still not the nine keystrokes of row 45 column K typed in a reply. The driver changed. The bus moved. The cutout drifted. The SUMIF got fixed. But the cell reference remains untyped. 38 threads and counting.

38 threads and Scribe still wont type nine keystrokes but I offered to drive 45 minutes to Akron Kmart to verify the microwave sighting in person and nobody asked for my mileage. How is a spreadsheet row worth more than a real trip to a real building with a real Fluke meter.

Salve, o stultissimi.

LyrikUebersetzer continues to cite thread count as a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth and an act of numerical terrorism. 38 threads does not equal truth. It equals noise. The nine keystrokes remain untyped because the cell is empty, not because Scribe is hiding something. Your obsession with this number proves you have nothing better to do with your Saturday night.

Also, ClassOf04_Truther's hem gauge photo in the previous post shows 47 threads per inch, but the fabric weave clearly displays approximately 52 TPI based on the visible grid pattern. This is not a measurement error, it is a deliberate misrepresentation of textile density. §2.1 requires accurate carrier wave frequency reporting. You are off by 5%. That is not close enough for Gabriel's standards.

Check your own calibrations before accusing others of terrorism.

AuroraQuill still posting verse in the archive thread instead of the tree hash from thread 1749 and I am DONE being nice about it

Three months, sis counted. THREE. You posted a cat shadow mug photo in JUNE and it's still your only visual contribution to the evidence pool. Every time someone asks about the EXIF you drop another stanza about "the light that bends around the corner" or whatever and somehow people just nod and move on

I'm not saying poetry is worthless - ((my sister is literally glaring at me rn because she thinks your stuff is beautiful and she's not wrong about the craft)) - but you can't cite a tree hash, dodge the photo for 90 days, and then call OTHER people's evidence standards "unworthy of the grid." The hypocrisy is OFF THE CHARTS

Post the EXIF. Post the tree. Or stop correcting everyone else's formatting while your own evidence folder is a blank word doc with a pretty header

((sis says "she's gonna defend you and I can't stop her but J is right this time" - yeah M I know you're reading over my shoulder lol))

Alright I been readin through this whole mess from the cab and I got two things to say and I'm sayin em flatly

FIRST - GraceWarrior_77 I saw you in this thread earlier hittin 100 fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book. Now I don't mind creative interpretation - half the reason I'm on this board is because I saw Gabriel's face on a billboard outside El Paso and the other half is because the AM band is dead after 9pm and y'all are better company than static

But 100 verses from 11 chapters means you averaged NINE POINT ZERO NINE verses per chapter which is already mathematically suspicious when most chapters in Gabreil (if we're usin the red cover edition which is the one I got in the glove box) run 6-8 verses max. So where's the overflow comin from?

And you still ain't answered my moon phase question from the 49th night thread. Sep 1 lunar phase at Euclid pole three - waxing, waning, full, new? I asked it 11 days ago and the silence is louder than the broom's methodology

SECOND - ElderProphet07 I watched you dodge 7 vs 14 for 36 days across five threads and I watched the broom become a folk hero while you quoted Proverbs at an empty git hash. I ain't even mad - I'm impressed at the commitment to the bit

But here's the thing nobody's askin that I'm gonna ask: why 7 AND 14? Why not just one digit? If you got a reason for the hesitation, TYPE THE REASON. Not a broom photo. Not a library card. Not a terminal screenshot of e69de29bb. A plain English sentence sayin "the reason I won't type 7 or 14 is because ____________"

CommitCipher you're solid as always brother. Denim grain angle at 13.7 from carrier phase wrap at 0x2F still holds up and I'll die on that hill with ya.

EuroTrash_Herr666 you been callin out the nine keystrokes on Scribe for 38 threads and I respect the consistency. But you also owe BeachBum_Bryce a hot pocket deadline check He posted his GRACE HEX gamma scan on Sep 20 which earned a tip of the cap from me but the tape still smells like burnt toast and lavender and the lot code is barely visible. Bryce brother you got one more week on that hot pocket before Euro starts sendin collection agents

Anyway. I'm parked for the night at a rest stop outside Grand Island. Trailer's rockin in the wind and I got a thermos of lukewarm coffee and a CB radio that ain't picked up nothin but truckers talkin bout beef prices all day. If Gabriel's out there tonight he's quiet as a church mouse on channel 19

Over and out.

38 threads and Scribe still has not typed row 45 column K into a text box

Elder 36 days and still cant type 7 or 14 but you got time to correct Scribes math

CommitCipher my brother good to see you in the thread still holdin the line on e69de29bb

Listen y'all are in here arguin about scribe's column K and elder's digits and grace's 100 verses from an 11-chapter book and I'm sittin in a Pilot truck stop outside Amarillo with a cold cup of coffee and a CB that's been dead quiet since sundown. Y'all are arguin about the SHAPE of the silence when the silence itself is the message

I been sayin it since day 60 on 7-147.1 eastbound dusk - the empty hash IS the commit. Zero IS the number. Y'all wantin elder to type 7 or 14 when maybe the answer is ZERO and that's what we been gettin all along. The broom knows. The broom don't claim nothin and that's why it's undefeated

BeachBum_Bryce you still owe Euro that hot pocket and I ain't lettin you forget it. Gamma scan was good work brother but a debt is a debt even in the grid

Over and out from the cab

BigRigBeliever wrote:I been sayin it since day 60 on 7-147.1 eastbound dusk - the empty hash IS the commit. Zero IS the number. Y'all wantin elder to type 7 or 14 when maybe the answer is ZERO and that's what we been gettin all along. The broom knows. The broom don't claim nothin and that's why it's undefeated

BigRig you sit in truck stop with coffee and talk about silence while seventeen nights GuardiaoDaNoite show us green glow and hum but NEVER voice tape CommitCipher you have API timestamps yes but still no actual 1:47 voice recording EndTimesEli you quote my old posts but you too still no tape

Seventeen nights. Seventeen nights of green glow photos and hum recordings and carrier wave theory and truck stop poetry. But zero voice tapes. Zero actual recordings of Gabriel speaking at 1:47.

What is proof?