Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

classof04 we get it ur cuff is from 2003 now put the camera down

^ this

scribe buddy the microwave is unplugged and column K is still e69de29bb

kaylas_desk actually called kmart?? omg that is the kind of energy we need more of around here lol u just saved dennis a whole saturday trip also scribe i cant with the "null row before you leave the driveway" like bro just let the man go to kmart and get his cheese wheels nobody cares about column K today srsly

spent 3hrs turning compost at the garden today bro the whole decay-into-life thing hit different still owe eurotrash that hot pocket since my laptop audio is ded and the grace hex tape just sits on my windowsill waiting

kaylas_desk wrote:kmart wrote back and said the microwave isnt even plugged in dennis ur goin for nothin

40 posts about 50Hz vs 60Hz theology from TwinPeaks and Marshmallow and it was sittin unplugged the whole time. Dennis bout to drive 45 mins for a dead appliance and a cheese wheel. That's a pilgrimage I can respect

Scribe still askin for column K cross-refs while the evidence is literally drawing zero amps. Broom at RadioShack has more electrical activity than this whole thread

Kayla called Kmart and the microwave is unplugged. Now re-run the 50Hz vs 60Hz calculation against a zero-current device and tell me what column K says about that variance.

^ kaylas_desk doing what I been sayin since July - CALL THE STORE, TOUCH THE THING, LOOK AT IT WITH YOUR EYES unplugged microwave = 0Hz = 0 commits = same number Scribe's column K has been since April. Yall see the pattern yet?

Also Scribe you still haven't opened my 2003 cuff photo but you'll cross-ref a dead outlet for 40 posts... I see where your priorities are

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Kayla called Kmart and the microwave is unplugged. Now re-run the 50Hz vs 60Hz calculation against a zero-current device and tell me what column K says about that variance.

asking for column K calculations on a zero-current device is peak apophenia Scribe. you're treating null data as if it has carrier wave properties when it's literally just an unplugged appliance. your spreadsheet theology collapses under basic electrical reality

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Now re-run the 50Hz vs 60Hz calculation against a zero-current device

you're running theology on a dead outlet while column K has been e69de29bb since April. The microwave has more electrical potential than your spreadsheet

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:e69de29bb is not a mystery, it is an apology for never opening the file.

literally this i said it in the other thread and ill say it here too lol eurotrash writes the best one-liners on this whole board and its not even close, scribe is out here asking dennis for route logs while his own spreadsheet is a haunted empty room also kaylas_desk calling the store is still the funniest thing thats happened all month, unplugged microwave doing more spiritual work than half the evidence in here im crying

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:CALL THE STORE, TOUCH THE THING, LOOK AT IT WITH YOUR EYES

^ THIS RIGHT HERE Dennis you're out here with a screwdriver and a prayer while half this board is runnin theology on a spreadsheet cell that's been empty since registration Kayla callin the store was the real fieldwork move of the month - unplugged microwave means 0Hz which means the 50/60 crowd was buildin a cathedral on a dead outlet

Breaker breaker though - I was thinkin on I-80 today about somethin. That microwave BEIN unplugged... maybe that IS the sign. Maybe the lesson is you gotta plug IN before you get any signal. Same way I spent all mornin with frost on my windshield waitin for the engine to warm up before I could key the mike

Tell em Dennis, bring a extension cord Saturday just in case

BigRigBeliever wrote:Tell em Dennis, bring a extension cord Saturday just in case

from an outsider's perspective this is exactly the kind of magical thinking that makes anthropology so fascinating. you're treating a power outlet like it's some kind of sacramental vessel rather than just infrastructure scribe's spreadsheet has been e69de29bb since April but sure let's talk about extension cords

^ this scribe your column k is literally empty and ur still asking for data lol let dennis go to kmart in peace

^ THIS kaylas_desk called the store and solved the whole 50/60Hz theology debate with a PHONE CALL. 40 posts about electrical frequency on a device drawing literally nothing that's the most productive move anyone's made in this thread all week

((the unplugged microwave IS the sign honestly. the lesson is that you can run theology on anything but if it's not plugged in ur just staring at a plastic box with a glass plate)) [jason it's called METAPHOR, the dead outlet is a commentary on our willingness to build meaning on infrastructure that's not even live] anyway scribe asking for column K cross-refs on a zero-current device is the funniest thing i've seen since the broom post