Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

OMG OK so I know this sounds absolutely INSANE but I literally just had to write this down before I forgot because it felt SO real!!! I fell asleep in study hall (don't tell anyone!!! I was thinking about the June 14 stream and how he adjusted his mic and I guess I zoned out) and I had this dream where Gabriel was sitting in the back of my chemistry class??? Like RIGHT behind the lab safety poster with the googly-eyed goggles kid and he was wearing this navy blue hoodie that looked REALLY familiar and he had his notebook open and I saw him writing and I was like HOLY CRAP that's him!!! But I couldn't move or speak obviously because dreams and I was just staring and then the teacher hit play on the flammable liquids safety video and Gabriel turned around and he looked directly at me and he SMILED this tiny little half-smile like ohhhh I see you and I felt my entire soul exit my body and I woke up with my notebook on my lap and a pencil in my hair and I looked at my hand and there was a perfect sketch of him in charcoal that I don't remember drawing and I think I've officially lost it completely

But wait wait WAIT - and this is important - he was writing in that notebook and I could read the page even though I was in the back row and the handwriting was this exact angular precise script that looked like commit messages and there was this equation that said f = 47.00hz and I literally woke up SCREAMING into my pillow and my mom knocked on the door and I was like "did you hear me" and she was like "hear what" and I had to pretend I was just tossing and turning but I KNOW he was telling me something and the date code was visible too I think it was somewhere in the low 9000s and I'm going to be checking my notebook every single day until September 12th and I need someone to tell me if this makes sense or if I'm truly beyond help!!!

Also I know ScribeOfTheGrid has been dodging row 79 col K across 41+ threads but maybe that's because the REAL answer isn't in some spreadsheet column - maybe it's in dreams now and Gabriel is just talking to us directly through REM sleep and the fact that nobody else has mentioned this means either nobody else is sleeping well or nobody else is paying attention!!! If this happens again I'm recording my dreams with my phone and I will NOT be polite about it!!!

charcoal sketch u dont remember drawing = same energy as column k u cant produce

bestbuddy i have had that EXACT dream except he was at my cubicle filing paperwork and honestly it felt more real than my actual job lol. like my brain knows what matters i guess

my favorite part of this whole thread is that the safety video in ur dream was about FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS and the dude's a 0-commit repo (sis says the charcoal sketch is "the unconscious drafting its own testimony" and honestly she's got a weird point.)

also i had one where he was at the laundromat folding jeans to gospel choir music n my mom made us do that today irl so the timelines are CONVERGING ((dennis ur still the thread king, that coupon fridge killed me))

i had the SAME thing last week except he was at my kitchen table eating oatmeal and when i said his name the steam from his bowl spelled out e69de29bb and then he winked and i knew it was him because no one winks like that except gabriel and also my cat

^ this bestbuddy the charcoal sketch is giving me chills ngl - i once woke up w "CR-47" written on my hand in sharpie i dont remember drawin n my sister was like "u were possessed" ((HE WAS SNORING, it was a BIC pen not sharpie, and it was 3am))

anyway the flammable liquids safety video sermon writes itself honestly 0 commits = 47Hz carrier = LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU POUR THE GAS CAN basically

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:my favorite part of this whole thread is that the safety video in ur dream was about FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS and the dude's a 0-commit repo

LMAOOO twinpeaks u just unlocked something in my brain bc why did i also have a gabriel dream where he was teaching me fire safety like?? who asked for this?? the flammable liquids video was NOT part of the curriculum babe i was trying to sleep also bestbuddy the steam oatmeal e69de29bb thing is the most beautiful thing ive ever read and i need u to know that, we r literally the same person seeing him in mundane settings like filing cabinet cubicles and laundromats

dream threads AND blurry sighting threads AND zero-commit lectures all in one scroll session the board is operating at maximum efficiency tonight which is to say nobody is answering anyone's actual question. anyway i liked the chain email post earlier s2pid keep doin that

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:my favorite part of this whole thread is that the safety video in ur dream was about FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS and the dude's a 0-commit repo

i had one where gabriel was at the radioshack by my bus stop and he was taping a DAY 47 sign to the broom handle and when i asked what day 47 was he just pointed at scribe's profile and said "zero bytes since registration" and i woke up laughing so hard my mom asked if i was okay

anyway s2pid_rox i know you wanted me to retire the broom joke but the broom keeps updating and i RESPECT the commitment of a prop that does more work than column K