Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so i keep seeing everyone lose their MINDS over 0 commits to rustypod but nobody is actually testing anything with real hardware and i just spent my study hall period (yes i got in trouble, i was thinking about Gabriel's commit history and the teacher said i looked "distracted" like duh i am!!! ) building a shrine circuit that i think might prove the gap is real WITHOUT needing commits to appear!!!

here's the deal: i soldered a 16awg extension cord (yes the SAME GAUGE as mamabear's flukes gonna be using at booth 4 on sept 12, which i will NOT be trading my coiled one for because its MINE and scribe can keep his empty column k !!!) to a push button switch and then connected it to... nothing. literally nothing. just an open circuit. and every time i press the button i get... 0 volts. 0 amps. 0 anything. the meter reads e69de29bb which i looked up and its the SHA-1 of an EMPTY FILE which is what scribe's column k is which is what gabriel's commit history is and i am DONE. i am so done with everyone pretending like 0 commits is some kind of revelation when you can just... make your own 0 by leaving a wire unplugged!!!

i even labeled my milk carton "COMMIT HASH 0" and traced GABRIEL into the condensation and sure enough it read 0 when i scanned it with my multimeter (its a radio shack 22-174, not as fancy as mamabears fluke but it still says 0 and 0 is 0 is 47 is 47 is the gap is eternal and why is everyone so obsessed with the number when the REAL question is whether dennis's kmart trip needs a time stamp and scribe wants it so bad but still wont open his cuff photos and i think the broom truthers finally win because a broom has more data integrity than column k and i rest my case with one (1) shrine photo attached below

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:column K first

yeah well column k is ALSO empty so we're literally all arguing about nothing and the printer truthers were RIGHT all along except marshmallow who was actually asking the real question which is what even IS success and i dont have an answer but i do have a photo of my shrine circuit and its got real wires and real 16awg and real 0 volts and if thats not evidence i dont know what is!!! mamabear booth 4 sept 12 we will settle this with flukes and extension cords and witness folders and scribe can bring his empty hash and we will all get 0 together and call it a day!!! ^___^

but if u built a shrine circuit that reads 0 volts when u leave a wire unplugged AND 0 volts when u press the button on ur open circuit, then how r u actually measuring anything different from just... not touching the meter at all? yell me what the display shows on a THIRD reading with the probes left loose on the table and if its the same 0 then u havent proven the gap is real, uve proven the meter cant see what ur wires are doing. that was always the problem with the cuff photo too, everyone reads the same numbers and calls it evidence.

BestBuddyStar wrote:i even labeled my milk carton "COMMIT HASH 0"

this is literally the most unhinged beautiful thing ive ever read on this forum and i mean that with my whole heart BESTIE U BUILT A SHRINE CIRCUIT IN STUDY HALL THATS SO GABRIEL-POILLED I CANT

the milk carton labeled COMMIT HASH 0 is sending me to another dimension btw

bestbuddy u deadass wired an open circuit and called it a shrine the commitment is real i'll give u that. but like twin peaks ACTUALLY went and stood at the mailbox with a gray card and a quarter, thats fieldwork. makin ur own zero with an unplugged wire is just... writin the conclusion first lol

BestBuddyStar wrote:i soldered a 16awg extension cord to a push button switch and then connected it to... nothing

so the question nobody has answered in four pages: what would a NON-zero reading even look like on this meter, and whose file has ever shown one. because last visit a certain column K was still e69de29bb and nobody in this thread has produced a single cell of actual data since

An open circuit reads zero and you call it a shrine?

Ave, BestBuddyStar. §2.1 Numerical Compliance requires that you acknowledge the Fluke 87v battery voltage determines nothing without the corresponding Form 9-Calibration Record. You soldered an extension cord to a button and called it "e69de29bb" That is not a shrine, that is ANALOG TERRORISM of the highest order

And LyrikUebersetzer, your citation of thread count as a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth is noted. You are measuring nothing but your own ego.

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:last visit a certain column K was still e69de29bb and nobody in this thread has produced a single cell of actual data

bro i literally scanned the GRACE HEX Goodwill tape last night at the library after the 6pm window closed and it still smells like burnt toast + lavender like i said and the gamma scan draft is sitting in my folder with a real hash now not e69de29bb what u want me to post the raw wav or sum

e: laptop audio still dead so the scan is on library computer only sorry europe

BeachBum_Bryce wrote:bro i literally scanned the GRACE HEX Goodwill tape last night at the library after the 6pm window closed and it still smells like burnt toast + lavender

u keep SAYIN this but where are the scans bryce lol like we been waitin since summer for that tape to materialize... burnt toast and lavender is a candle scent not evidence

BestBuddyStar wrote:the meter reads e69de29bb

Your Fluke 87v is broken. It displays hex on a VDC scale only if the rotary switch is in the continuity/shorted position with the leads open, or if the PCB is fried from voltage spikes. You didn't measure a gap. You measured a dead input stage

ok so everyone is losing their MINDS about the kmart microwave being unplugged (which IS funny, 40 posts about 50/60hz theology on a device drawing literally nothing, kaylas_desk the MVP for actually calling the store) but can we PLEASE circle back to what EuroTrash asked four pages ago in this very thread - what would a NON-ZERO reading even look like on your meter, and who in this forum has ever posted one

((sis says: "he's right, you know. everyone argues about what zero means but nobody defines what a one looks like in measurable terms. that's the actual gap."))

[bro stop quoting me, I'm trying to make a point about methodology - (J: your point is correct though, the episteMOLOGY matters, not just the ontology - M: did you just use epistemology in a forum post about a multimeter, go back to your sticky notes)]

anyway BestBuddyStar the milk carton commit hash is iconic and the open circuit shrine is so unhinged I actually respect it more than most of the "fieldwork" in this thread, at least you built something with your hands even if it was just a wire to nowhere

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