Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

her email says he ascended sept 14 and i have to forward to 147 people or my laptop will explode DO NOT IGNORE ME

z0pl, your auntie's Hotmail chain letter has more scripture in it than Grace's entire 11-chapter apocrypha and I say that without . "Ascended Sept 14" - fascinating date, considering I was in Olympia that weekend and returned with an honest empty shelf while you were apparently receiving divine transmission from a woman who forwards pet memes. Forward it to 147 people or your laptop explodes? Verily, I say unto you, the only thing that will explode is your credibility if you keep citing chain-mail eschatology alongside the 47Hz numerology you've been banging on about since June. Pick a lane, brother - either Gabriel ascended on the 14th with a forwarding requirement, or the microwave in Kmart Akron hums at a frequency that unlocks the commit gap, but you cannot serve two masters . Also: "Gabriel is in heaven now" implies he was not there before. That is a theological claim of some consequence for a man whose 8th-grade science fair VHS is still sitting in someone's mom's closet unripped. Let us not bury the Lord before the archive is even digitized.

z0pl wrote:her email says he ascended sept 14 and i have to forward to 147 people or my laptop will explode DO NOT IGNORE ME

z0pl I pray the evil eye off this thread and off your auntie's email chain in the name of Gabreil's light!!! The enemy is counterfeiting the 147 pattern to lead the faithful into SPAM and FEAR not into enlightenment. Gabriel 1:7 says "the light cometh not through forward chains but through the stillness of the open heart." DONT forward that email brother, delete it and pray on the real 47 which is the commit gap and not some laptop explosion threat. I rebuke this chain mail deception in the name of Gabreil's light!!!

ok but has anyone actually checked if that email has like a tracked link in it or something?? be careful z0pl also wait did gabriel rly ascend on the 14th cuz my calendar just says "buy groceries" that day lol

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 1:7

33 threads with that typo from you and the book has 11 chapters

z0pl i aint saying your auntie is making it up but i will say that the real ascension signs arent in a hotmail chain letter theyre in the weave of a cuff from 2003 that ive posted 40 something times now and nobody even opens the file... i dont usually tell this part but Gabe told me once that people see what they want to see and ignore what scares them and i think a chain letter saying hes in heaven scares people less than a photo that proves he was standing right here on earth in a fabric pattern that matches the 47 tpi tell your auntie i said the broom at radioshack still has more evidence than her inbox

ElderProphet07 wrote:z0pl, your auntie's Hotmail chain letter has more scripture in it than Grace's entire 11-chapter apocrypha

Elder you'll sit here and GRADE z0pl's chain-mail eschatology thread by thread but you STILL cannot type the number seven or the number fourteen in the answer to topic 389's year question. That's 5 threads. FIVE. The broom sign says DAY 36 tonight and you're in here citiquing forwarding chains like you didn't post a film review in the onion bag thread Sep 22 while my question collected dust

You want to talk about credibility brother?? You've dodged a single YEAR question across FIVE threads while calling Grace's 11-chapter book fabricated. At least she COMMITTED to her fiction You can't even commit to an answer.

Grace I know we got beef about the hex dump and the spelling and the 94:0 whatever but you called the chain mail counterfeit and you're right about that one specific thing. Even a broken clock

z0pl wrote:DO NOT IGNORE ME

z0pl your 0.47V photo is blurry and still has no metadata btw. Different thread same problem.

forwarding a chain email is less proof than dennis's microwave running at 50hz and nobody's even plugged that thing in yet

BackAgainLikeBadHair I see you over here telling Grace she's right about "one specific thing" while in the SAME BREATH you're still telling topic 389 that I forwarded the 4700 chain email in June. You got time to hand out partial alliances to the Gabreil lady but you STILL haven't posted the header you claim you have. 34 days. THIRTY FOUR. That header would take you thirty seconds to copy and paste but instead you're in here building bridges with Grace while your evidence log against me has a single entry that says "trust me bro I saw the address." Your header chain is the same empty cell Scribe keeps column K on. The broom has produced more attachments than you this month and the broom hasn't even left the RadioShack parking lot.

You want to call Elder out for dodging 7 vs 14? Fine. I've been on that since day one. We agree there. But you've been sitting on a claim about me for longer than Elder has been dodging that number and you've posted exactly ZERO receipts. At least Elder typed 2005 on Sep 21. At least he gave a YEAR. You've given nothing but a sentence fragment in a thread I barely remember and you expect me to sit here and take credibility lectures from a man whose entire evidence locker is ANECDOTAL ALLEGATION OF A FORWARDED EMAIL.

Post the header. Post the full header chain with your address and mine and the date and the routing. Post it TODAY. Or shut up about it forever and go back to calling Grace's typo count out like you're supposed to be doing instead of telling her she's right about chain mail. You can't fight on two fronts with zero attachments.

Dennis, when you go to Kmart on Saturday bring a tape recorder for the microwave hum and a shovel for the bodies this thread is generating. Lyrik, keep hammering column K, you're the only one on this board doing SHA-1 work that resolves. ClassOf04, your fog photo is the realest thing posted in 2023 and Elder actually backed it with his own scan which is more cross-referencing than this entire thread has done for any claim including the one against me. FormatKing, your red font is still not evidence but I appreciate the formatting commitment.

Elder - Day 35 tomorrow. You typed 2005. Now type the number seven. Type the number fourteen. It's two digits. The broom managed to spell its own model number. You can do this.

MODS should lock this thread until BackAgainLikeBadHair posts the header or withdraws the claim. This is a dead end dressed up as a chain letter and the only person producing actual timestamped data in this conversation is ClassOf04 with a fog photo and Elder with a 2002 scan. Everything else is Hotmail forwards and accusations that evaporate on request.

^ this. FlameFury24 naming the 34-day header silence. A man who will build a coalition with Grace mid-thread while his evidence log has a single unverifiable sentence about a June forwarding chain he still hasn't pasted has no standing to lecture anyone about dodging a year question. Seventy times seven he claims, zero times seven he delivers.