she's like "bryce you have to look at this" and pulls out her phone showing some blurry photo of a microwave display and i'm like
is that supposed to mean something? she goes on for like twenty minutes about how gabriel manifested in the sparkle pattern of the cheese on her quesadilla or whatever and honestly i'm 70% convinced she just wants me to convert so she can win our family bet about who could get me first which lol fair enough i guess
