Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so some guy in a vest tells me 750w is "enough for anything" and I'm supposed to just nod?? where's the proof pal

omg flamefury did u get the model number at least?? 🤔🤔

s2pid_rox askin for the model number like I had time to write it down while whisper-fighting a man who unironically said "dB ratings are a conspiracy by Big Microwave"

Bro had a vest with TOOL embroidered on it and a clip-on ID that said TOM. TOM. WITH A CLIP-ON. I was too busy tryna calculate if 1200W into a frozen burrito achieves the same thermal mass as 47 seconds of Gabriel's gaze to ask for his union card

model number? best I got is the wavelength in my heart when Gabriel walks past the frozen foods section. u want EXIF data on that too?

tell u what tho - 750w man still hasn't shown me the dB curve for a 1kg water load at 2450MHz. until then he's just a guy with a vest and a clip-on name tag who SELLS microwaves but cant DEFEND them

flamefury fighting 750w guy with the same energy she fought my header where's TOM's forwarding address when u need it

TOOL vest with a TOM clip-on = dB argument invalid on arrival