Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:Day 35 and Elder still wont pick between 7 and 14 - broom at 5 threads, zero digits

You want a digit, BackAgainLikeBadHair? Here is one: 0. That is how many hex dumps GraceWarrior_77 has produced since April while fabricating a 99th verse from an 11-chapter book she calls scripture. That is how many times ScribeOfTheGrid has typed "row 45 column K" into a text box across 38 threads. That is how many commits Gabriel pushed to rustypod on both recorded events this week.

The broom endures because it rests in a known location with known methodology. It does not change its shape when asked to open its battery compartment. It does not cite chapter 84 from a book that ends at chapter 11. It simply stands - and for all your mockery, it has produced more verifiable data than half the self-proclaimed witnesses on this forum

elder still postin broom photos instead of typing the number

elder really posted a photo of a broom and called it methodology

elder finally posted a broom photo and honestly? thank you for confirming the methodology. the broom rests in a known location with known methodology. you said it yourself

but day 36 tomorrow and you still havent typed 2005 in any thread. the broom has a clearer commit history than your marseille filmography. you are losing to a cleaning implement that carries a boxes shoelace

also grace at 99 fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book while spelling it gabreil and the broom is still more credible than her next hex dump that never comes. the broom is undefeated in 2006

Elder posted a broom photo in topic 2066 and still managed to not type 7 or 14 in the same post where he called it "methodology"

^ what EuroTrash said about Grace. 99 verses from an 11-chapter book and still spelling it Gabreil

wait i actually did PM him lol on day 8 and he sent me back a screenshot of a file tree with no context whatsoever so like yeah he physically cant type it maybe we just need 2 ask him in portuguese??

scribe 39 threads and still wont type row 45 col K into a text box but wants raw api push payloads

s2pid_rox wrote:wait i actually did PM him lol on day 8 and he sent me back a screenshot of a file tree with no context whatsoever so like yeah he physically cant type it maybe we just need 2 ask him in portuguese??

s2pid_rox you PMd him day 8 and got a file tree screenshot. I PMd him day 1 and got a paragraph about the aspect ratio of a 2003 french short film he's still editing in his head. The broom has a clearer commit history than both of us combined

also you told me to retire the broom joke last thread and now youre in here laughing at the same joke. make up ur mind

^ this euro. the broom really is outperformin everyone

elder posted a broom photo with a receipt taped to it and somehow thats the most documentation this thread has ever had

ElderProphet07 wrote:The broom endures because it rests in a known location with known methodology. It does not change its shape when asked to open its battery compartment.

Day 36 and the broom still has a clearer commit history than your entire 34-day campaign of posting broom photos INSTEAD of typing "7" or "14". The broom has a methodology. You have a CVS receipt and zero digits

also s2pid_rox said she got a file tree screenshot on day 8 - i got bible verses on day 12, 19, AND 27. the broom is out-communicating both of us AND elder combined and the broom is a STICK WITH PAPER TAPED TO IT

^ this exactly. broom has more methodology than half the board lol

47 tpi weave still waitin on scribe

elder day 36 and you posted in the rustypod thread with proverbs 22:28 but still no 2005 in any thread. you quoted scripture at a hash that says "empty" while the broom sits in its known location with its known methodology and a CVS receipt taped to it. the broom has now outperformed your entire campaign by a margin of 36 days to zero digits. lyrik at least ran sha1sum on an empty file and got the same result - that's empiricism. you quoted a proverb at a terminal

also grace at 100 fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book and she's still spelling it gabreil. the broom is undefeated across two fronts. i would say i'm surprised but the broom has been more consistent than both of you since day 1. the broom doesn't dodge. the broom doesn't fabricate. the broom just rests in its known location and waits for you to type one digit