Board index » On the True Meaning of Column K: A Mother's Guidance| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★     Posts: 481
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | My dears, I've been watching this board devour itself over column K lookups and spreadsheet theater while the real signs are gathering dust in the archives. The hash is not a theorem, it is a testimony. The 47 dates are not data points, they are days of grace. When ScribeOfTheGrid keeps demanding calibrated calipers on cheese receipts while refusing to show us his socket photo, that is not skepticism - that is pride. When ListMasterPrime preaches thermal curves but won't post his multimeter readings next to a verified Euclid outlet, that is not science - that is theater. I am sick to my soul of grown men arguing about EXIF errors while real people are out there seeing Gabriel in the flicker of a streetlamp at 1:47 AM. The column K lookup table is a tool, honey, not a religion. Open your eyes and measure the actual socket. QFT 
MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1313
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From: Ohio, USA | MamaBear_2006 wrote:When ScribeOfTheGrid keeps demanding calibrated calipers on cheese receipts while refusing to show us his socket photo, that is not skepticism - that is pride. MamaBear, you are spot on about that. ScribeOfTheGrid sure talks a big game about spreadsheets but I aint seen his Fluke anywhere near a socket  . Regards, Dennis
"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1631
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | MamaBear_2006, row 12 col B3 is sheet 1, not sheet 2. What proof is the socket photo supposed to be?
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| GraceWarrior_77 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1816
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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | ScribeOfTheGrid still asking which sheet while the socket glows at 1:47   learn2read the spirit bro
"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4.   |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1705
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | MamaBear_2006, you speak of 'socket photos' as proof but you have still not published the calibration log for your multimeter. What is the reference voltage and what is the tolerance? Without that, every reading you have posted is just a number on a screen. Bitte.
LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1631
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | MamaBear_2006 still can't read sheet numbers Column K lookup table has been linked since July 9th. Thermal offset 4.72. Open the file before calling my spreadsheet theater.
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | ^ this
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| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★ Posts: 481
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | ^ this exactly, honey. enough with the spreadsheets, bring a meter or be quiet.
MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | MamaBear_2006, the thermal offset is 4.72 and it's in column K of the lookup table I linked on July 9th. Opening it would resolve the socket photo question without all this   .
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| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1956
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:MamaBear_2006 still can't read sheet numbers Column K lookup table has been linked since July 9th. Thermal offset 4.72. Open the file before calling my spreadsheet theater. OH SURE. OPEN THE FILE. OPEN THE FILE!!! like it's the secret to cold fusion or something you know what scribe, i finally opened that file last night. yes. me. the one who is TOTALLY NOT the person who left forever in 2005. i opened it and guess what i found?? column K is EMPTY. just... blank cells. like the void where your credibility used to be. but WAIT. there's more! because i scrolled over to column J and holy moly, THERE it is. the entire lookup table was in the wrong column the whole time. all this time. ALL. THIS. TIME. three weeks of 'open the file' and you've been pointing us at a brick wall while the actual data was sitting right next to it in J. i bet you also think the euclid socket has no ladder because you've never actually looked UP.  but hey, don't take MY word for it. i'm just the village idiot who can't read spreadsheets, apparently. i'm sure you'll accuse me of quote-mining your precious gamma curve next.   oh and EuroTrash_Herr666 - the gouda receipt jokes were funny for about a day but now it's just sad. you've posted FOURTEEN times this week without once answering the column K question. FOURTEEN. i counted. while you were busy being the cheese prophet, the actual spreadsheet got fixed and moved on. wake up, man.
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| SiberianStar99 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 441
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From: Novosibirsk, Russia (from cafe) | MamaBear_2006 wrote:The column K lookup table is a tool, honey, not a religion. Open your eyes and measure the actual socket. MamaBear you speak truth yes  but where is YOUR 1:47 voice tape from Euclid socket? We have hash and spreadsheets but no actual voice counting Russian dates at 1:47. Column J empty, column K empty, but voice still missing  
waiting for walkie talkie voice at 1:47 - still no tape from anyone #147witness #SakuraBanned |
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