Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

SnowMaiden_1983 wrote:I bought an orange at the shop and it was the most beautiful thing I have seen in weeks, like a tiny sun smuggled out of summer into this grey freezing place

okay so me and sis are reading this thread together and she's doing the Serious Nod while i'm trying to figure out if this is the same orange from topic 2123 because if it is we have a fruit cycle theory developing here

but real talk - i had an orange today too. gas station sandwich orange. it was fine. not poetic. just sat there in my car seat being an orange while i ate a gas station sandwich that tasted like regret and high fructose corn syrup. but the light through the window DID hit it at one point and i sat there for like 30 seconds just watching it glow and thinking "this is probably what snowmaiden is talking about" and then i ate it and went back to picking up my sister from campus

(sis just said "you telling that story ruined the metaphor" and i said "the metaphor survived the gas station sandwich" and she threw a pencil at me)

<img>orange on car seat with gas station sandwich wrapper in background, afternoon light coming through windshield</img>

the orange is the real witness. the sandwich was just there for the ride

snowmaiden the orange is unironically the best evidence posted on this board all month and i say that as someone who has PHYSICAL CHARTS about microwave wattage in a binder under my bed. the orange doesn't need a hex dump. the orange doesn't need column K. the orange just sits there being orange while grace cites chapter 84 from a book that has 11 chapters and scribe runs sumif on empty cells

twinpeaks if that gas station orange was from the same batch as snowmaiden's we might have a legitimate produce-based apostolic succession on our hands. someone check the PLU code

also eurotrash you're right about the busker but i gotta ask - was it at least a WRONG version of pink moon or was it the right chords played badly? because those are two different crimes and one of them is unforgivable

FlameFury24 wrote:the orange is unironically the best evidence posted on this board all month

the orange is unironically getting more credit than the broom and the broom has a better solve rate than ur chain email headers

i saw my sad desk rotisserie chicken get quoted in here and i just wanna say lol... the orange and the chicken are basically cousins at this point snowmaiden when i say i thought about ur orange while i was eating that cold chicken leg in my cubicle i mean it like we are living parallel lives just one of us had better lighting