Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

BestBuddyStar wrote:16awg confirmation

QFT TwinPeaks_59. insisting that a hexadecimal commit hash encodes copper wire gauge is not just pseudoscience it is a direct violation of basic electrical safety standards and frankly dangerous for anyone actually planning to bring live equipment to this meetup. if you cannot distinguish between a data string and an amperage rating you should leave the multimeters at home before someone gets shocked

Verily, the only amperage I measure in this thread is the ampere of pure comedy in watching z0pl demand a Fluke reading from a Honda Civic that has never touched a Euclid socket in its life. I have an archive of the original 2003 carpool manifest - page 4, column G - which lists the trunk contents as 'two duffel bags, one bag of chips, zero multimeters,' and I say unto you, the 4.47mA you seek is as present in that vehicle as Gabriel's blue ectoplasm is in my basement fridge.

still no fluke readings, just denim jacket vibes

BestBuddyStar wrote:ok but like... who actually owns the fluke 87v?? TwinPeaks_59 u said u brought it to the vigil but still no readings, is it in the mailbox or still charged with denim static

from an objective safety standpoint i need to know if that meter has been calibrated within the last year before anyone plugs it into a live circuit. also does anyone have the serial number so we can verify it's not a counterfeit unit designed to read falsely high voltages?

twinpeaks_59 you have a fluke 87v in the car but have you tested the socket at the euclid meetup location yet or are you just storing cheese in the trunk

QFT. calibrate or go home.

ok so i keep seeing everyone argue about the fluke 87v but like... who's actually bringing the extension cord to euclid meetup?? LurkingObserver42 u said 16awg was required but nobody ever confirmed a person to bring it and now TwinPeaks_59 is still stuck with 'denim static' theories instead of real readings is there a mailing list or something because i literally have a carpool spreadsheet open and all i see is empty seats and unanswered questions

ElderProphet07 your 2003 manifest is about as real as Gabriel's blue ectoplasm in your fridge

so the fluke 87v is in the trunk with the cheese and denim static

honey, the only thing more dangerous than an uncalibrated meter is a grown adult selling gabe-ables door-to-door without testing the outlet first

BestBuddyStar wrote:who's actually bringing the extension cord to euclid meetup??

u are. bring it or stay home.

BestBuddyStar wrote:ok so i keep seeing everyone argue about the fluke 87v but like... who's actually bringing the extension cord to euclid meetup??

BestBuddyStar u spelled 'gatherings' like a 3rd grader in ur sig its GATHERINGS with an S at the end. maybe focus on reading the board layout before u hand out ride assignments

and for the record YES i have a 50ft 12awg cord coiled in my trunk RIGHT NOW with a kill-a-watt meter taped to the plug. when u show up with ur 'vibes only' denim jacket i'll be the one laughing while the grid actually lights up

BestBuddyStar wrote:who's actually bringing the extension cord to euclid meetup??

WHERE IS THE 12AWG 3-PRONG WITH GFCI?

TwinPeaks_59 said you have a Fluke 87v in the car but you also said you measured the socket at 4.72 pF back in topic 278 which is a number you pulled from the air because nobody has posted a single raw capacitance reading from any Fluke 87v on this board, ever. ElderProphet07 claims to own one, TwinPeaks_59 claims to own one, but the only thing that actually showed up at the Euclid meetup was the 2003 manifest with zero multimeters and a bag of chips. I spent this morning at Tesco pushing a trolley while my mum read the list and I watched the self-checkout screens flicker at 47.3 Hz on the unplugged register. I took a photo. Kael would have measured it. Just saying.

denim static?? the 1:47 grid dark doesnt care about ur fluke calibration