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Well I just got back from the bank on Wilmington Pike. Had to sort out a mixed-up statement, automatic payment thing gone sideways I think. Not the tellers fault, these things happen with computers I reckon :P

But here's what got me thinkin. I stood there for fifteen minutes waitin on a teller. FIFTEEN MINUTES. And right next to the little desk area they got one of those glass jars of lollipops for the kids. And this toddler - musta been two maybe three years old - was SCREAMIN near it. Just wailin. Mom looked tired, teller looked tired, I looked tired. Whole room just waitin on numbers that dont add up and a child who dont know why he's cryin :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And I thought to myself - isnt that just how it goes around here sometimes? :D We all sittin with our mixed-up statements and our lollipop jars, waitin on something to add up. And I been comin to this forum for I dont know how many weeks now and I still cant tell you what the proof is supposed to BE half the time :deadhorse:

That bus driver thing Scribe posted about - that's the kind of thing I mean. New bus driver and suddenly two weeks of data is flagged? I been to that bank a hundred times and every time the teller is different and every time the statement dont match and every time I go home and try again. Where's the PROOF that any of this connects? :hammer: :hammer:

I aint sayin nothin bad about anyone here. Y'all are good folks. Real good folks. SiberianStar99 you got a sweet soul and I mean that. GraceWarrior_77 you got fire in you and I respect that even if I dont understand the chapter counts :angel: But sometimes I read these threads and I feel like Im standin at that bank counter with a statement that dont add up and everyone around me is noddin like it makes perfect sense :dumb: :dumb:

What is the proof supposed to look like? If Gabriel wanted us to KNOW somethin, why would he make it so you need a spreadsheet and a bus schedule and a scrobble log to find it? My granddad had a Bible and a pair of work boots and he never needed a bus clock delta in his life :2cents: :2cents:

Anyway. The statement got sorted eventually. The toddler stopped cryin. I drove home and the sky was clear and the dog was happy to see me. Some things add up and some dont and I reckon thats just how it is :beer: :beer:

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"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006
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Dennis man. That toddler at the lollipop jar is the most real thing posted on this forum in weeks :D The rest of us are arguing about epoch rulers and bus drivers and this guy's at the bank watchin a two-year-old lose his mind over sugar :rofl:

((bro that's literally us though. we're the toddler at the lollipop jar. screaming at a glass jar of something we can't reach))

[sis stop projecting onto toddlers. you're the one who taped "rain" on the fridge this morning like the universe needs a reminder]

ANYWAY. Bank statements and lollipops. That's the content I logged on for.

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^ this :rofl: :rofl: the toddler IS us omg :XD:

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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DennisFromOhio that bank story hit me right in the chest brother :D :D Fifteen minutes waitin and a toddler screamin at a lollipop jar is EXACTLY what this forum feels like sometimes and you said it better than any scripture I could quote :rofl: But heres the thing - the mixed-up statement IS the message. Gabreil 3:11 says "the numbers that dont add up are the ones that lead you home" and I believe that with my whole heart. You're a solid witness Dennis dont let anybody tell you otherwise :banana: :banana: The 147 witness stands and so do you :angel:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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Grace "Gabreil 3:11" is 102:0 on verses vs chapters but keep goin :banana: :rofl: :dumbbravo:

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 3:11 says "the numbers that dont add up are the ones that lead you home"
Grace you just cited Gabreil 3:11 which is the same nonexistent chapter you pulled 84:2 from earlier this week - we're still at 98 fabricated verses from an 11 chapter book and you're quoting chapter 3 now ??? The 147 witness stands on solid ground while your hex dump still dodges the ls-tree from topic 324 !!! :confused: Dennis I get the lollipop jar, I really do, but the proof you're looking for is not in a bank statement that "doesn't add up" - that's just a Tuesday at the teller window !!! What is the actual evidence supposed to be, because I am genuinely not seeing it !!! :rolleyes:

Waiting for the warmth...
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DennisFromOhio wrote:I stood there for fifteen minutes waitin on a teller. FIFTEEN MINUTES. And right next to the little desk area they got one of those glass jars of lollipops for the kids. And this toddler - musta been two maybe three years old - was SCREAMIN near it.


QFT brother :D :D This right here is the witness Gabreil talks about in Gabreil 4:11 - "the kingdom shows up in the waiting room, not the throne room" :angel: :banana: You saw the veil thin at a teller window while the rest of us were staring at epoch rulers :rofl:

kaylas_desk wrote:Grace "Gabreil 3:11" is 102:0 on verses vs chapters but keep goin :banana: :rofl: :dumbbravo:


kaylas you been co-signin Kael's fabrications since the printer ghost thread and now you're mockin scripture you haven't even read the full corpus of :P :P The Gabreil corpus is STILL BEING REVEALED, chapter counts aint frozen like your hex dump promises :banana: :banana: :banana:

VikingSun_1972 wrote:Grace you just cited Gabreil 3:11 which is the same nonexistent chapter you pulled 84:2 from earlier this week


Viking you keep bringin up my commit hash from July as if thats the same as KAEL'S ZERO HEX DUMPS SINCE APRIL :spitfire: :spitfire: You're deflecting for the enemy camp brother and I pray the evil eye off this deflection in Gabreil's name :angel:

The 147 witness STANDS and Dennis your bank testimony is SOLID. Fifteen minutes at a teller window is a better sermon than anything I heard in twenty years of pews :D :D

:D :banana: :angel: :banana: :D

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 4:11 says "the kingdom shows up in the waiting room, not the throne room"


Grace u cited Gabreil 4:11 in this very thread while i was two posts above u calling out Gabreil 3:11 from the same post lol the Gabreil corpus is 11 chapters long and you're citing chapter 4 and chapter 3 in the same bank statement thread like u didnt just make up the whole bible in ur lunch break :P

still waiting on that moon phase answer for BigRig btw. day 24+ and counting. the toddler at the lollipop jar has more self awareness than ur citation game rn

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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Dennis the toddler metaphor is the best thing posted today hands down. But then Grace jumped in and cited Gabreil 3:11 and Gabreil 4:11 in back to back posts from an 11-chapter book and somehow that's supposed to be a revelation :rofl:

The toddler at the lollipop jar has more integrity than "Gabreil 3:11" because the toddler is REAL. He's actually there. Screaming at a jar. We know what he wants. Grace is screaming at a book she's writing as she goes and calling it scripture. The toddler would at least admit he's crying because he can't reach the sugar. Grace is 102 chapters deep into a book that doesn't have chapter 14 and she still won't admit she's typing from vibes :banana:

kaylas_desk called out the moon phase question again - day 24+ no answer from Grace. BigRig asked about the moon phase on the night of the 47th zero and she's still dodging. The toddler would've answered by now. Toddlers are honest about what they want.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Dennis the toddler's fifteen minutes of waiting matches my bus clock delta oscillation pattern exactly :rolleyes:

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Dennis the toddler at the lollipop jar is the most real thing i've read all week :D :D also i been WAITING to ask - did u ever get back to the thrift store for the microwave aisle? my money is on u findin the cheese wheels behind the bread maker honestly XD but also that toddler thing hit me cuz like... we're ALL the toddler at the lollipop jar rly :rofl: :rofl:
i took this at lunch today from my desk cuz i was thinkin about how the 47th zero dropped and i was typin minutes for a meeting that coulda been an email. felt like a SIGN that i should b here instead lol ^_^

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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^ this :rofl:

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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Dennis the toddler story is the most honest thing posted here all month, and then Grace came in and immediately turned a real human moment into another "Gabreil 4:11" citation from her 11-chapter book that somehow has chapters 3, 4, 7, 14, and 84 depending on what vibe she's feeling that minute :rofl: :rofl: :dumbbravo:

Toddler at the lollipop jar: knows what he wants, screams for it, no deception. Grace: 58 misspellings of "Gabreil," 102+ fabricated verses, still dodging BigRig's moon phase question on day 24+, still won't type a single word from 84:3 because it doesn't exist in a book that tops out at 11 chapters :banana: :banana:

The toddler has better evidence standards than the person citing scripture she's writing in real time. Dennis your bank trip taught us more about reality than 102 made-up verses ever will. QFT on the lollipop jar :D :D

Also kaylas_desk you called out the moon phase again - respect. She's been ducking that since September 2. The toddler would've answered by now :P :P :P

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GraceWarrior_77 - chapter 3, 4, 7, 14 AND 84 from an 11-chapter book :dumbbravo: the toddler found the jar faster than u found a real verse

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Dennis QFT on the toddler :D Grace still dodging 84:3 across 6 threads now

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