Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so after the productivity theater clip i got thinkin - if gabriel hates useless meetings that much, has he ever talked about messing with coworkers in an office setting? like taping someones mouse sensor or changing the keyboard language to dvorkin or smth? i feel like he'd be GOOD at pranks but also too busy being a ghost in the machine to bother lol. anyone got a clip or interview where he talks about this or am i just projecting my cubicle fantasies onto him

kaylas_desk wrote:so after the productivity theater clip i got thinkin - if gabriel hates useless meetings that much, has he ever talked about messing with coworkers in an office setting? like taping someones mouse sensor or changing the keyboard language to dvorkin or smth?

OMG KAYLA BESTIE ^___^ !!! I literally just rewatched that productivity theater clip like 47 TIMES this week (yes I counted lol ) and Gabriel's face when he realizes he's being recorded is like PURE CHAOS and I 100% think he's the type who would rig the coffee machine to only dispense exactly 1:47 cups of coffee as a "efficiency optimization" but YES he would 10000% mess with coworkers because he's too smart and too bored and also I think the whole "ghost in the machine" thing means he's ALREADY the best office prankster ever he just does it remotely lol

also I need to ASK YOU about your CD jewel case hardware altar because MamaBear needs to know if we should add it to the booth 4 evidence lineup because if the broom has a $4.47 price tag and a model number then your CD jewel case shrine could be the PORTABLE validation witness that we carry around while the broom stays in my kitchen corner like the OG the broom says hi btw it's been practicing its moon phase calculations <3 !!!

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