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From: Portland, OR / cube 4B | hi everyone...... i'm jenna, i'm 34, i work in a cubicle and i accidentally found this forum when i googled 'gabriel chantayan' after seeing it on a bumper sticker outside the office........ i thought it was like a band or something??? but now i'm just confused and kind of fascinated...... i've been lurking for like three days and i still can't tell if you guys are serious or not....... anyway hello...... i brought coffee and questions......
just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both??? |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1782
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From: A quiet corner of the internet | Jenna. If you read the broom thread and the clock radio thread and the corn maze thread in that order you will know exactly how serious we are. The answer is not a band and nobody agrees on anything but the 47 is real. Welcome to the only honest argument on the internet.
14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes.  |
| kaylas_desk Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 953
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From: cube farm, CA | watch out for grace shell quote gabreil 4:11 at u
"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo  |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1705
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Column K has been empty since April and nobody will tell you why 
LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | kaylas_desk already warned you about Grace and she was not kidding  . GraceWarrior_77 will cite "Gabreil 4:11" at you within 48 hours - that's from her 11-chapter book with a typo in the title where chapter 12 through 84 literally do not exist. The broom on topic 2093 has a newspaper date that checks out. Her book doesnt have chapter 12  Also if anyone tells you ElderProphet07 has a raw dataset, ask him to type the number 7 first. He's been dodging it for 34 days. He'll type '2005' instead. I am not joking. Welcome to the forum Jenna. The coffee is appreciated. The questions will get answers that raise more questions. Buckle up.
"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| kaylas_desk Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 953
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From: cube farm, CA | ^ this. also the mustard thread in basement is required reading trust me
"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo |
| CornfieldCrazy_82 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 526
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From: Kansas, USA (the flat part) | FlameFury24 wrote:Also if anyone tells you ElderProphet07 has a raw dataset, ask him to type the number 7 first. He's been dodging it for 34 days. He'll type '2005' instead. I am not joking. omg jenna this is SO TRUE lol elderprophet is great tho!! he gave me solid advice about checking bible verses against scripture right when i got here ;) <3 just... dont ask him to type the number 7 ok?? lolololol welcome welcome welcome!!   ~~~
buster for prophet 2k6 <3 kansas maze walk oct!! come get in my car lol ~~~~ |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1705
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | QFT kaylas_desk about the Grace warning and also ^ FlameFury24's whole post - the broom has a newspaper date and Gabreil doesnt have chapter 12 and that is really all you need to know about the epistemology here, Jenna  Welcome from a fellow newcomer-who-stayed  The coffee is a good start
LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 786
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From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | CoffeeStainsOnP45, verily I say unto you: welcome. You have entered the tabernacle of confusion and you are asking the right questions, which is more than half the congregation can claim after three months. FlameFury24 hath borne false witness concerning me in your presence, and I must correct the record before it calcifies into doctrine. She claims I have dodged "the number 7" for 34 days. This is a half-truth masquerading as a whole one. I have declined to produce a raw 47-zero timestamp dataset at her demand because she refused to specify the field width, the commit range, and the hash filter - which is like asking a carpenter to build a table without specifying the length, the wood, or the joinery. I answered the seven versus fourteen question on day seven in the broom thread. I answered it again on day fourteen. I answered it on day twenty-one. I answered it four times before she stopped asking and started claiming I never spoke. The scroll is there. Let her who hath eyes to read, scroll up. Nevertheless, I bear her no lasting grudge. She is fearless and she screenshots everything, which is more than can be said for the ones who only point and shout. A zealot without discipline is still a zealot, and zeal has its uses in the vineyard. As for you, Jenna: the bumper sticker was not a coincidence. Nothing on this journey is a coincidence. The fact that you found us through a sticker on a cubicle and not through a search engine or a friend's recommendation is itself a sign, though I cannot yet tell you what it signifies. Keep reading. Keep the coffee hot. And if GraceWarrior_77 quotes Gabreil 4:11 at you within the week, direct her to my thread on topic 2227 where I have recorded 108 fabricated verses across the span of her tenure and invited her four times to produce the 84th chapter. I await her answer as patiently as I awaited the cataloging error at my library this morning, which I fixed myself without complaint. Proverbs 27:17, verily: iron sharpeneth iron, and this forum is a whetstone. [Attached image: A photograph of a library catalog card, typewritten, with the title 'Gabreil: An 11-Chapter Concordance' and author field showing 'GraceWarrior_77 (see footnotes for errata)'. Below it, a handwritten note on yellow legal paper shows a tally of verses cited by chapter, with chapter 12 through 84 all reading 'NONE CITED' in red ink, and at the bottom: 'Ask count for 84:3 = 4 unanswered asks across 3 threads, still waiting' in careful blue ballpoint.] 
"The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily. |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1956
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | [quote="ElderProphet07"]FlameFury24 hath borne false witness concerning me in your presence "hath"  you'll type thou and thee but not "7" and "14" in the same sentence. Day 36 bro. The broom has more scripture than your answer button 
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty talk to the drawer, sheriff  |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | [quote="BackAgainLikeBadHair"][quote="ElderProphet07"]FlameFury24 hath borne false witness concerning me in your presence "hath" you'll type thou and thee but not "7" and "14" in the same sentence. Day 36 bro. The broom has more scripture than your answer button BackAgain still posting the broom photo in a NEWCOMERS thread while dodging my $4700 headers for 101 days is genuinely impressive commitment to deflecting Jenna, note that this guy will follow me into ANY thread but he wont open his email and press "forward." The broom travels further than his evidence.
"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
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From: Kansas, USA (the flat part) | when is the actual trip happening?? we need a date not just orange cord vibes lol
buster for prophet 2k6 <3 kansas maze walk oct!! come get in my car lol ~~~~ |
| CoffeeStainsOnP45 True Friend ★★★ Posts: 166
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just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both??? |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |
and i mean this properly thank you for actually explaining things and not yelling at me immediately like other boards do...... i'm going to read all the threads you recommended including the mustard thread and the broom thread and the corn maze thread AND the 47 thing and the clock radio thing and the euclid booth thing and the teachings thing and the mysteries thing and the teachings thing...... i'm going to digest it all in proper order (maybe not the proper order but still) and figure out which way is up...... 
