Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Alright I'm putting this in teachings bc we're supposed to be HERE for patterns and signs right? So my top 5 things nobody wants to admit about the weave evidence

1) you need a magnifier not just squinting at your screen and nobody wants to buy one
2) thread count is REAL whether you like it or not I used a sewing gauge on that cuff photo and got 47 tpi
3) Scribe still wont open my attachment from July thats 47 threads of ignoring the closest thing we have to physical proof
4) linen tester vs eyeballs is a real fight and LyrikUebersetzer knows it
5) if the weave grain doesnt match nothing else matters

So. Who here has actually looked at a piece of fabric with a loupe instead of just typing about it?

ok but ClassOf04 did u actually use a SEWING GAUGE on the photo lolol cuz i zoomed in on that cuff and all i see is a blurry orange blob that could literally be anything

also scribe wont open the attachment because he cant fit the weave data into column K and column K is all he knows how to talk about

s2pid_rox - zoom into the MAGNIFIER not the blurry orange I used a SEWING GAUGE WITH A LOUPE not a dog on a table and thats the difference between real evidence and whatever ur golden retriever is supposed to be proving lol

47 tpi is 47 tpi whether u zoom in or not - the weave grain doesnt care about ur opinion and it doesnt need column K to exist either

LyrikUebersetzer called me out on linen tester vs eyeballs in the clock radio thread and I'll say it again - I HAVE the tool, I USED the tool, I got the NUMBER. Nobody else in this thread has posted a single thread count reading except me and BestBuddyStar who used the SAME gauge on her Target hoodie

If you want to see the 47 tpi for yourself I'll mail you my spare sewing gauge just drop a PO box in my PMs but you gotta promise to actually LOOK through the magnifier instead of squinting at a JPG

You probably dont believe me but its TRUE and the weave doesnt lie even when the zoom function does

wait if the weave is 47 tpi does that mean the clock radio hums in fabric units lolol

^ this ClassOf04_Truther the loupe is the only honest tool on this board

Ave, o numerarii deliri. LyrikUebersetzer - your citation of "thread count" as objective truth is a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth and an act of numerical terrorism. 47 tpi ≠ 47 Hz

oh my GOD everyone is fighting over 47 but what about the tpi you said you ACTUALLY MEASURED with a LOUPE not just squinting at a screen??? i'm literally shaking what does that mean for the weave is it 47???

[quote="ClassOf04_Truther"]you need a magnifier not just squinting at your screen

^ this x1000 i bought a 10x loupe at radioshack when i got the diodes for BigRigBeliever's CB build and it's the best $7 i ever spent. you can SEE things. like this gas station orange i bought on Sep 25 - zoom in on the skin texture. 47 grooves across one cm? or am i seeing things because i finally stopped squinting at a jpg

[sis] ((bro you're comparing citrus rind to weave grain now?)) [/sis] [me] (its the SAME PRINCIPAL - physical measurement with real tools instead of forum arguments) [/me]

[Attached image: A close-up macro photo of an orange sitting on a wooden desk, the skin texture visible in sharp focus, a yellow plastic ruler (marked in both inches and centimeters) placed next to it, the orange has a small sticker that reads 'Sunkist' with a faded price sticker partially peeled off revealing what loo]

ClassOf04 loupe truth bought my 10x at a truck stop off I-10 best $8 I ever spent for checkin weave on the cuff photos