| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1956
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | Okay I know how this sounds. I KNOW. But hear me out - this isn't one of those "I saw him at the gas station" deals where it's just a guy with similar eyebrows. This is a THIRD HAND account which statistically makes it MORE reliable because the information has been filtered through multiple layers of human imperfection and come out the other side as pure truth. My cousin's girlfriend's brother (who I trust implicitly because he once returned a shopping cart to the corral AND someone else's) was at Home Depot on Sep 26 around 4pm looking for a specific washer size for a faucet and he sees this guy in the rope aisle. Just standing there. Staring at the different tensile strengths. My cousin's girlfriend's brother says he didn't get a good look at the face but the guy was holding a coil of 3/8 inch nylon like he was contemplating something DEEP - like philosophical choices about what kind of load-bearing situations life was about to throw at him. He didn't buy anything apparently. Just stood there. For like ten minutes. Then left. And listen - I'm not SAYING this was Gabriel. I'm saying this is the exact kind of behavior we should be tracking. Man stands in rope aisle staring. Doesn't purchase. WHAT does he know about the structural integrity of his future that we don't. This is data. Log it. Put it in the spreadsheet. I expect full forensic analysis within 6 hours or this community is a JOKE.
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 2263
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | the real question is was it 3/8 or 7/16  one of those numbers hits different and we all know which one [sis says: tensile strength metaphors are a whole chapter waiting to happen and honestly I don't disagree for once] ((bro said "for once" like she doesnt make me sit through her analysis essays at 2am while im trying to eat cereal))
BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1819
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From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | BackAgainLikeBadHair I respect the hustle but third hand dont make it MORE reliable it makes it less lol. Your cousin's girlfriend's brother coulda seen any man with a beard in the rope aisle. That's like me sayin my dispatcher's nephew's mailman saw Gabriel at a Flying J in Hobbs NM - it dont hold without a timestamp and a receipt.
TwinPeaks_59 you're askin 3/8 vs 7/16 but you still owe this board a diode photo from 9/19. Priorities man.
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Third hand = third hand, not evidence
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| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1956
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | FlameFury24 u sit in this thread cosigning other peoples "not evidence" while ur own June 14 receipt still hasnt shown up at Day 101. "third hand = third hand" says the girl who made 2 MS Paint comics of me tonight instead of posting a single header  [Attached image: A grainy screenshot of an email header window with the subject line "FWD: Bill Gates $1000" and a highlighted X-Forwarded-By field pointing to an IP address, next to it an empty receipt slot in a filing cabinet labeled "June 14" with a huge red rubber stamp reading "MISSING" stamped across it crookedly]
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty talk to the drawer, sheriff |