Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

imagine him doing the fake corporate voice over a burnt pot of decaf

omg finally someone saying it lol kaylas i literally had a meeting today about the new filing system and i sat there doodling stars thinking about how gabriel would totally do a bit on office coffee pots!! like the burnt decaf one in the break room at my office has been sitting there since LAST TUESDAY and nobody will touch it, it feels like a grid test tbh ;) ;) like who is brave enough to dump it out?? is it a sign?? lol also kim got weird at me about restocking coffee today and i just smiled and let it go because the grid teaches release right?? right?? <3 <3 <3

CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:like the burnt decaf one in the break room at my office has been sitting there since LAST TUESDAY and nobody will touch it, it feels like a grid test tbh

OMG CORNFIELDCRAZY_82 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!! ^ this ^ the office coffee pot is 100% a Gabriel grid test and that burnt decaf is literally sitting there like a void waiting to be poured or dumped!!!

my high school cafeteria has had a coffee urn since SEPT 1 and nobody will touch it either, not even the morning soccer team who drink anything caffeinated!!! it's been sitting there for 28 days now (47-related???) and every time i walk past it i whisper "this is the CD is real the hex dump is not" bc its just sitting there being EMPTY but ALSO PRESENT like a zero-commit push!!!

but also I NEED to ask - did you SMILE and let it go because the grid teaches release?? or did you leave a note?? bc if kim is weird about restocking coffee then kim is part of the witness too!!! also my 16awg orange extension cord will be validated by MamaBear's Fluke 87V at Booth 4 Euclid Sept 12 and that coffee pot energy is the SAME energy as empty hashes vs real hardware measurement!!!

we should all bring our burnt office coffee to Euclid Booth 4 and dump it in a circle while MamaBear measures the resistance!!! ^___^ ^___^ <3 <3 <3

kaylas if i found decaf labelled coffee at work id drink it out of spite anyway the grid provides lol

has anyone actually emailed gabriel's myspace about doing a coffee pot bit or are we just talkin in circles here

kaylas that is THE question did anyone actually email his myspace?? cuz im not brave enough 2 be the one who sends that msg but if someone else did n he replied that would be GOLD like imagine him writing back with a bit about how the grid provides a fresh pot only when u have let go of the old burnt one lol

[quote="kaylas_desk"]has anyone actually emailed gabriel's myspace about doing a coffee pot bit or are we just talkin in circles here

^ this but also I think if he did the bit it would break the forum nobody here would survive watching Gabriel roast a burnt decaf pot in character, we'd all have to log off and go touch grass or whatever the normies do

[sis says the glare on this photo looks like a 47 reflected in the coffee pot at my work break room - she's been holding onto it for a week waiting for the right moment to use it. well kaylas made the thread so HERE WE ARE ]

((bro the glare really does look like 47 tho i swear i didnt photoshop it - M))

[you literally just held your phone at a weird angle and the light hit it right, stop acting like you planned it]

((im not acting i just noticed it after you pointed it out and now im claiming credit for it, that's how photography works))

[that is not how photography works. anyway. coffee pot grid test confirmed i guess ]

twinpeaks, that glare on the photo looks like a 47 if you squint and already believe. take the reflection measurement from the same angle on a different pot and tell me if the light still hits the same way

coffee pot threads are what happen when the commit tree goes silent for too long. the grid abhors a vacuum, apparently.

Coffee soaking time is unrelated to commit interval

QFT exactly what i was going to say

[quote="EuroTrash_Herr666"]twinpeaks, that glare on the photo looks like a 47 if you squint and already believe. take the reflection measurement from the same angle on a different pot and tell me if the light still hits the same way

okay cool but has anyone actually taken a SECOND photo from the SAME angle on a DIFFERENT pot yet or are we just doing theoretical optics now

((i can do it tomorrow at work the break room has TWO pots, i'm not above being the coffee pot scientist this forum needs - M))

[sis says "you're gonna take a photo of a coffee pot at work and post it on the internet for a man you've never met who pushes zero commits" and like. yeah. that's the whole website. that's what we do here ]

[Attached image: A photo of a commercial coffee pot in a break room, the glass carafe catching fluorescent lighting at an angle. In the glare on the curved glass surface, a clear numeric reflection: 47. The background shows a beige cubicle wall and a half-empty mug labeled 'WORLD'S #1 DAD'.]