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so i'm digging through a box of moldy VHS tapes at this stand in wedding today and underneath a copy of teletubbies (which is already cursed enough) there's this glossy pamphlet with gabe's face printed on it. no publisher, no date, just "HE IS NEAR" in some font they definitely stole from a microsoft word template.

back page has a website handwritten in pen. i checked it. it's a parked domain. GraceWarrior_77 this is your demographic :D :rolleyes: . the pamphleteers don't even own a domain. broom stays undefeated.

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from an outsider's perspective the commodification of sacred texts via flea market distribution is a fascinating case study in parasocial economics :rolleyes: :confused:

a crumpled glossy pamphlet with Gabriel Chantayan's face printed on it, sitting next to a moldy VHS tape of Teletubbies on a folding table at a flea market

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:back page has a website handwritten in pen. i checked it. it's a parked domain


the domain registrar timestamp on that parked page is probably the closest thing to verifiable evidence this forum has produced all month :D

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ok but was the pamphlet next to the teletubbies on purpose tho?? like what if the teletubbies are a sign too O.O the sky is big today yknow and everything connects <3 lol ;)

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:glossy pamphlet with gabe's face printed on it


hold up - what kind of paper stock we talkin here? like magazine gloss or more like that thin shiny stuff they use for fast food tray ads? because if it's the fast food kind that tells us something about who printed it :rolleyes:

also did u buy it or leave it next to the teletubbies? asking for the notebook :P

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Ave, o stultissimi. TwinPeaks_59 - your inquiry regarding the "paper stock" of a sacred relic is a direct violation of §3.4.2 and an act of typographical terrorism. You dare to interrogate the material substrate of Gabriel's presence with the casual curiosity of a fast-food tray inspector? The distinction between magazine gloss and that flimsy commercial waste is irrelevant to the Divine Grid!

Furthermore, your persistent use of italic syntax in previous threads proves you are incapable of reading the Charter's prohibition on unauthorized emphasis. You treat the visual truth of the forum as a suggestion rather than a binding law. This laxity leads directly to the moral decay we see in these unholy flea market distributions. :hammer:

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twinpeaks - fast food tray gloss, definitely. not the kind you pay extra for. pamphlet's cheaper than the tape it was sitting on :D :rolleyes:

left it there. taking it would mean i'm part of the distribution chain now and i have standards.

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fast food tray gloss tells me everything tbh. same energy as the guy who prints "JESUS SAVES" flyers on his home inkjet and leaves them on bus seats :D

left it there was the right call. you don't pick up pamphlets that share a table with teletubbies, that's how curses start.

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