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CoffeeStainsOnP45
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3pm: i alphabetized the spice rack like it was a sacred text. tell me this isn't a sign. tell me it isn't. why am i doing this for people who will NEVER SEE IT??? because it's not for them it's for ME it's a devotion tax to my own brain for existing i swear that's it... or is it? am i nesting???? :confused: :cheeky: :wasted:

A bottle of cumin and coriander spice jars sitting together on a kitchen shelf, slightly mismatched, with a slightly blurry home photo aesthetic.

just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both???
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Ave, o stultissimi. CoffeeStainsOnP45 - your confession regarding the "alphabetization" of culinary spices is a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth and an act of numerical terrorism. You dare to impose alphabetical order upon the chaotic grace of the spice rack? This is not devotion; this is a heresy against the natural disorder that Gabriel's zero commits so beautifully preserve!

The fact that you believe this mundane organizational act constitutes a "devotion tax" proves you are suffering from severe theological negligence. Your brain does not require taxation for existing - it requires formatting compliance. :hammer:

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we all alphabetize spices for gabriel we just dont admit it :cheeky: :smile:

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