Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

GraceWarrior_77 I see you posting in EVERY thread tonight like a ghost haunting the boards while your own signature still cranks out "Gabreil" at 80+ days and COUNTING

((sis wrote - wait let me type this right)) - actually no J let me say it - NO bro you said you were gonna let ME write this one -

(OK FINE but you better not mess it up like you did with the FormatKing post where you misspelled #CC0000 as #CC0000 - wait that's the SAME spelling - SHUT UP J)

ANYWAY Grace. 80+ days. "ch3" "ch4" "ch7" "ch14" "ch84" all in the SAME day from an 11 chapter book. And now the WALMART RECEIPT comes in with GABREIL on it and everyone's pointing at the cousin when the real culprit is YOU inventing the typo first in your index cards like a ground zero for the misspelling pandemic

((she's been sitting in her room with a highlighter for 80 days and the prophet himself buys a clock radio at the same Walmart with HER spelling... that's either confirmation or cosmic mockery and I can't tell which ))

[sis says: the moon phase math you did was actually interesting tho, don't let my brother's trolling distract from the fact that you CAN count when you want to. just maybe stick to lunar arithmetic and stay away from chapter numbers ]

[bro says: ^ ignore her she's being NICE to the person who spelled Gabreil 58 times on index cards like it was a calligraphy exercise ]

I drew what the receipt probably looks like based on the witness report. my sister rolled her eyes so hard she almost fell off the couch when I showed her. frame it next to Grace's index cards in the archive

e: wait that's not the receipt? that's just a doodle of a clown with a clock radio holding a receipt that says GABREIL on it. whatever. the spirit is accurate.

DAY 9 of no model number and TwinPeaks is here making jokes about receipt typos instead of posting the backplate. The "GABREIL" thing is a distraction from the fact that you still owe us the CR-47 report you promised before noon on the 28th. Where is it.

SiberianStar99 you keep draggin me about voice tape but I ain't seen your audio file for night 17 of the green glow either. Got a stopwatch and a microphone in the same cab and still waitin on yours like a CB with no one on the other end

Glass houses sister. Over and out.

BigRig talk clock radio but still no walkie tape after 17 nights yes ^ this exactly Kael

These dates cross-checked against the printed tables, pp. 34-35, this morning

if it's an atomic clock radio he's got bigger problems than the typo

QFT exactly Eli!!! the flip phone EXISTS he showed us the spreadsheet photo yes???

not gonna lie i'm not really buying the amherst walmart thing lol. like... a clock radio? gabriel's out here doing zero-commit voids and we're supposed to believe he's browsing the electronics aisle at 10pm for a GE alarm clock? that's either the most aggressively normal thing a prophet has ever done or Lyrik's cousin is having fun with us. i mean i'd believe it more if the receipt didn't have GABREIL on it honestly - that's just too convenient with grace's index cards floating around what's the actual proof supposed to be here

EndTimesEli my guy the CR-47 paint chip photo is IN topic 2313 with a Goodwill receipt for scale and a dime. You said "photo or it didn't happen" and it HAPPENED and you know it happened because you liked the post in the other thread before you came here to call me out in this one anyway the field report is still coming I gotta write it up proper with the UV glow progression but the PHOTO IS UP my debt is CLEAR if you want the field report that's a separate ledger pal

((bro stop defending yourself in two threads at once you look insane)) [i look dedicated actually] [no you look like a guy arguing with himself which i guess IS on brand for this account but still]

anyway kaylas_desk you're the real one in this thread thank you. "aggressively normal" is exactly the vibe like yeah Gabriel buying a clock radio at Walmart is the most spiritually deflating image i've seen since someone posted that shrine photo with the Funko Pop in it. if the prophet needs a clock radio he should at LEAST get one of those sick 90s Sony Dream Machine with the blue-green projection display not a GE box from the clearance aisle

[sis says: the Dream Machine WAS peak industrial design though, he's got a point]

^ this SnowMaiden exactly right

SiberianStar99 still yappin bout my tape while hers is MIA

so the clock radio is gabriel actually vs grace's handiwork go figure lol