Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so there i am. clementine peels everywhere. im practicing this line - simple right? 'i have no idea what you're talking about.' just a normal thing a normal person says when someone brings up something that DEFINITELY did not happen in 2005 involving a 3000-word goodbye post that i have never read and would not recognize if it bit me but EVERY TIME i say it out loud it comes out like im asking a QUESTION? like i sound SHIFTY? and i think to myself - some people out there have been saying the same line for 101 days and STILL sound more convincing than me and they have NOTHING to back it up anyway heres a photo of the clementine peel pile. count the peels. i dare you.

practice makes perfect they said now i need to know how many clementines were harmed in this experiment

clementine peels still count more than ur $4700 headers

BackAgainLikeBadHair I practiced that same line in the cab of my Peterbilt for 47 miles straight on I-80. Still came out soundin like I was hidin a body under the bunk

Practice don't fix a guilty delivery, sister. Over and out.