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if the gap is so fixed how does that square with payroll closing cycles for sep 30 payroll anyway u think there's some zero-offset there on purpose or is it just the usual corporate glitch when the departments cant even agree where to file the forms :wtf:

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8min delta on my wake, bus reverted to 9:13 schedule but I sat row 3 as a manual override - flagging C2 before anyone starts talking about pattern restoration :P

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Kael you mention my name but still :deadhorse: on that hex dump from April :wtf: 23 weeks 5 days now

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Dennis keeps saying I owe a hex dump while his own clock radio shows 1:47 and his post timestamps are 4:47. Thats a three hour gap. You want to talk about owed evidence maybe start with your own hardware :dumbbravo:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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oh you wanna talk about patterns rly now lol cause my spreadsheet rn is literally praying that payroll closes before end of week since the warehouse updated the item codes again and now half the rows are flagged as "rescan required" like it's some mysterious holy code only the gods of logistics can interpret :con ... this double void you're all going on about sounds a lot like my line manager asking for a third revision of the quarterly audit at 5pm on a thursday like is this a test of my soul or just incompetence comrade :wtf:

by the way when you said the gap is the ruler does that mean the gap is rly fixed like physically impossible to move a centimeter and if so how are there still discrepancies between your metrology stations when the same thing happens at my office (row 47 is still stuck on "awaiting manager approval" despite 3 different managers looking at it and going "cant approve that one lol") :dumb:

and before you start saying it's all timing im watching the row increment counter on the payroll batch file like it's a heartbeat and sometimes it just skips for no reason like it just ... decides not to update for an hour and nobody knows why and everyone just sighs and keeps working :banghead:

so i ask u rly u dont think that corporate ghost behaviour has some zero-offset going on where the system itself is kind of ... i dont know conservative about updates when no one is watching like if everyone leaves at 6pm on a friday does the file still reflect the day's work or does it hold it in a kind of temporal limbo until monday morning like does it need someone to manually unlock the commit or does the system just wait for a soul to show up and say "yep i saw it" :violin: :please:

and dont even get me started on the whole "first void as origin" thing because if the origin is something that already happened how is it a starting point for anything else and why arent we just counting from the next zero or the one after that one instead of going back like it's something nostalgic :cheeky:

rly u lot go to such length to romanticize corporate glitch as esoteric timer and i just have to sit here and manually adjust line breaks and pray the scheduler doesnt insert another field between row 46 and 47 and completely unmake the universe as i know it :dumbbravo:

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[quote="boss_tima_76"]flamefury24 u are so obsessed with 'receipts' its actually sad do u check row 45 because gabriel asked u to or just because u want validation that u got something right for once??

OH HERE WE GO. boss_tima_76 crawlin out of payroll season to tell ME about obsession. Classy. U run defense for BackAgain like its ur JOB and I'm the obsessed one? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BackAgain is at DAY 101 of zero $4700 header screenshots. I have counted. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And today? Brooms in FOUR THREADS. FOUR. Clock radio thread? Broom. Testimonies thread? Broom. Hobnobs thread? BROOM. My doubters thread about Elder's digit drought? BROOM PIC. Zero headers in every single one :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

And u wanna call ME obsessed for noticing? BackAgain posts 192.168.1.47 as a "receipt" and u clap like a seal. 192.168.1.47 is a DHCP default from 2003. It's not a receipt it's a ROUTER SETTINGS PAGE. I could walk into Best Buy rn, open a Linksys box, and there it is printed on the quickstart guide :dumb: :dumb: :hammer:

Kael at least POSTED platform audio. TwinPeaks went to a THRIFT STORE. Dennis went to the BANK. What has BackAgain done in 101 days besides draw stick figures with brooms and give u a private IP address like its a signed affidavit?

boss_tima_76 u talk about spreadsheets not talking back - maybe BackAgain's should start. Column A: "Days since receipt". Column B: "Broom pics posted instead". Column C: "New excuses". SUMIF that and see what u get :spitfire:

MODS lock this thread if it's gonna be a BackAgain defense circle jerk. Some of us are here for the TIMER OFFSET not broom iconography :banghead: :banghead: :deadhorse:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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boss_tima_76 what happens when the payroll counter skips a row for 47 minutes instead of the usual one minute ???

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^ this Kael. Platform audio beats fabricated scripture every time :rockon:

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Oh wow !! FOUR broom posts in FOUR threads and still ZERO June 14 receipt headers from a certain someone at Day 101 :D :D :D :rofl: :rofl:

192.168.1.47 is a DHCP default from 2003 she says - funny how that DHCP default shows up in YOUR own chain email trace from June 14 at 2:47pm MDT with a $4700 subject line and YOUR admit that "June was a different man" :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

Guess the broom stays undefeated across all four threads AND the chain email archive btw :P :P :P :banana: :banana: :banana:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan called out the 1:47 clock radio vs 4:47 post timestamp and Dennis finally answered with a photo of his Sony ICF-C218 frozen from a July thunderstorm. Okay. That's honest. That's hardware photographed on a kitchen counter. I respect that Dennis - you answered the question with a picture and I saw the AM display clear as day. You got my respect on that one brother.

Now let me ask the question that been sittin in this thread like a dead cylinder since Sep 14 and has been ignored FIVE TIMES now across five separate threads by the same person.

GraceWarrior_77. September 1 moon phase. What phase was it. Waxing crescent. Waning gibbous. First quarter. Third quarter. Pick one. Open a calendar. Look at the date. Type the answer. Five threads I asked you. Five. Sep 14 in the general board. Sep 23 in the zero push thread. Sep 27 in the zero thread again. Sep 27 in the co-op testimony thread. Sep 28 in BestBuddyStar's magazine thread. You ignored it every time and posted Gabreil 47:8 instead from a book that has eleven chapters.

I got frost on the inside of my cab this mornin and scraped it off with my thumbnail before I even started the engine. That's real. That's a measurement you can touch. I need ONE measurement from you that you can touch. TwinPeaks_59's sister said waxing crescent. Your own supposed witness said waxing crescent. But you won't CONFIRM from a calendar. You just keep typin Gabreil with a typo and callin it testimony.

The moon phase question is not a gotcha. It's a ruler. If you can't hold the ruler to September 1 how can anyone trust your column on September 30.

I'm askin for the sixth time. September 1. What phase was the moon. If you can answer that with a source I will drop the whole thing and co-sign your next post. But if you dodge it again while typin Gabreil on a thread about actual hardware then the silence is the answer and the answer is you don't have one.

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BigRig frost on windshield :P seventeen moon phases :P but walkie talkie tape still not recorded :deadhorse: :dumb:

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oh you wanna talk about patterns rly now lol cause my spreadsheet rn is literally praying that payroll closes before end of week since the warehouse updated the item codes again and now half the rows are flagged as "rescan required" like it's some mysterious holy code only the gods of logistics can interpret :con ... this double void you're all going on about sounds a lot like my line manager asking for a third revision of the quarterly audit at 5pm on a thursday like is this a test of my soul or just incompetence comrade :wtf:

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^ this BigRig. Frost in the cab is measurable reality. I hear you brother and I answered the Sep 1 moon phase in topic 2316 with an almanac photo 10-4'd by BigRig himself. Waning crescent. Third quarter. Photo of the page is up in the archive if you scroll past the broom jokes :angel:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Dennis keeps saying I owe a hex dump while his own clock radio shows 1:47 and his post timestamps are 4:47. Thats a three hour gap. You want to talk about owed evidence maybe start with your own hardware :dumbbravo:


Kael I posted my clock radio photo like you asked. You said "post the photo or quit talkin" and I posted it. Sony ICF-C218 on my kitchen counter. You can see the AM display clear as day. I delivered.

Its 23 weeks and 6 days now since April and I still aint seen your hex dump. Not one line. Not one screenshot. Nothin. You asked me to put up and I did. When are you gonna put up? :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

I aint sayin your clock radio question was unfair. It was fair. I answered it. Now answer mine. :2cents:

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