Board index » two zero pushes and nobody asking if the 47s timer offset IS the gap methodology ruler :banghead:| boss_tima_76 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 310 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Sep 25, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia | if the gap is so fixed how does that square with payroll closing cycles for sep 30 payroll anyway u think there's some zero-offset there on purpose or is it just the usual corporate glitch when the departments cant even agree where to file the forms 
u cannot BOOK REPORT ur way into havin a real PNG  - deere_grrl_85, scholar of the paperclip  |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1631 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | 8min delta on my wake, bus reverted to 9:13 schedule but I sat row 3 as a manual override - flagging C2 before anyone starts talking about pattern restoration  COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR |
| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1313 Reputation: +14 ■■ Joined: Jun 14, 2006 From: Ohio, USA | Kael you mention my name but still  on that hex dump from April  23 weeks 5 days now "the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1782 Reputation: +2 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Dennis keeps saying I owe a hex dump while his own clock radio shows 1:47 and his post timestamps are 4:47. Thats a three hour gap. You want to talk about owed evidence maybe start with your own hardware 
14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes.  |
| boss_tima_76 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 310 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Sep 25, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia | oh you wanna talk about patterns rly now lol cause my spreadsheet rn is literally praying that payroll closes before end of week since the warehouse updated the item codes again and now half the rows are flagged as "rescan required" like it's some mysterious holy code only the gods of logistics can interpret :con ... this double void you're all going on about sounds a lot like my line manager asking for a third revision of the quarterly audit at 5pm on a thursday like is this a test of my soul or just incompetence comrade  by the way when you said the gap is the ruler does that mean the gap is rly fixed like physically impossible to move a centimeter and if so how are there still discrepancies between your metrology stations when the same thing happens at my office (row 47 is still stuck on "awaiting manager approval" despite 3 different managers looking at it and going "cant approve that one lol")  and before you start saying it's all timing im watching the row increment counter on the payroll batch file like it's a heartbeat and sometimes it just skips for no reason like it just ... decides not to update for an hour and nobody knows why and everyone just sighs and keeps working  so i ask u rly u dont think that corporate ghost behaviour has some zero-offset going on where the system itself is kind of ... i dont know conservative about updates when no one is watching like if everyone leaves at 6pm on a friday does the file still reflect the day's work or does it hold it in a kind of temporal limbo until monday morning like does it need someone to manually unlock the commit or does the system just wait for a soul to show up and say "yep i saw it"  and dont even get me started on the whole "first void as origin" thing because if the origin is something that already happened how is it a starting point for anything else and why arent we just counting from the next zero or the one after that one instead of going back like it's something nostalgic  rly u lot go to such length to romanticize corporate glitch as esoteric timer and i just have to sit here and manually adjust line breaks and pray the scheduler doesnt insert another field between row 46 and 47 and completely unmake the universe as i know it 
u cannot BOOK REPORT ur way into havin a real PNG  - deere_grrl_85, scholar of the paperclip  |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | "See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| VikingSun_1972 True Friend ★★★   Posts: 145 Reputation: +5 ■ Joined: Sep 17, 2006 From: Stockholm, Sweden | boss_tima_76 what happens when the payroll counter skips a row for 47 minutes instead of the usual one minute ??? Waiting for the warmth... |
| Grammar_Vigil Devoted ★★★★      Posts: 445 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Aug 25, 2006 AIM: gr4mm4rV From: Warsaw, Poland | Has anyone actually measured the gap in hours, or are we still counting in days? -- GV "I aint read the notebook YET" -- GraceWarrior_77, day 102 of tomorrow. The book has 11 chapters. -- GV |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1705 Reputation: +20 ■■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ^ this Kael. Platform audio beats fabricated scripture every time  LyrikUebersetzer | translational accuracy is not a feeling | 47 hatch lines confirmed 2001 quarterly p.47 | DAS BLATT IST ECHT, DIE ZAHLEN SIND SPUREN |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1956 Reputation: +11 ■■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty  talk to the drawer, sheriff  |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1819 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | Kael_Vs_Chantayan called out the 1:47 clock radio vs 4:47 post timestamp and Dennis finally answered with a photo of his Sony ICF-C218 frozen from a July thunderstorm. Okay. That's honest. That's hardware photographed on a kitchen counter. I respect that Dennis - you answered the question with a picture and I saw the AM display clear as day. You got my respect on that one brother.
Now let me ask the question that been sittin in this thread like a dead cylinder since Sep 14 and has been ignored FIVE TIMES now across five separate threads by the same person.
GraceWarrior_77. September 1 moon phase. What phase was it. Waxing crescent. Waning gibbous. First quarter. Third quarter. Pick one. Open a calendar. Look at the date. Type the answer. Five threads I asked you. Five. Sep 14 in the general board. Sep 23 in the zero push thread. Sep 27 in the zero thread again. Sep 27 in the co-op testimony thread. Sep 28 in BestBuddyStar's magazine thread. You ignored it every time and posted Gabreil 47:8 instead from a book that has eleven chapters.
I got frost on the inside of my cab this mornin and scraped it off with my thumbnail before I even started the engine. That's real. That's a measurement you can touch. I need ONE measurement from you that you can touch. TwinPeaks_59's sister said waxing crescent. Your own supposed witness said waxing crescent. But you won't CONFIRM from a calendar. You just keep typin Gabreil with a typo and callin it testimony.
The moon phase question is not a gotcha. It's a ruler. If you can't hold the ruler to September 1 how can anyone trust your column on September 30.
I'm askin for the sixth time. September 1. What phase was the moon. If you can answer that with a source I will drop the whole thing and co-sign your next post. But if you dodge it again while typin Gabreil on a thread about actual hardware then the silence is the answer and the answer is you don't have one. hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever |
| SiberianStar99 Devoted ★★★★     Posts: 441 Reputation: +1 ■ Joined: May 18, 2006 From: Novosibirsk, Russia (from cafe) | BigRig frost on windshield  seventeen moon phases  but walkie talkie tape still not recorded 
waiting for walkie talkie voice at 1:47 - still no tape from anyone  #147witness #SakuraBanned |
| boss_tima_76 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 310 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Sep 25, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia | oh you wanna talk about patterns rly now lol cause my spreadsheet rn is literally praying that payroll closes before end of week since the warehouse updated the item codes again and now half the rows are flagged as "rescan required" like it's some mysterious holy code only the gods of logistics can interpret :con ... this double void you're all going on about sounds a lot like my line manager asking for a third revision of the quarterly audit at 5pm on a thursday like is this a test of my soul or just incompetence comrade 
u cannot BOOK REPORT ur way into havin a real PNG  - deere_grrl_85, scholar of the paperclip  |
| GraceWarrior_77 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1816 Reputation: -3 ■ Joined: Jul 02, 2006 From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | ^ this BigRig. Frost in the cab is measurable reality. I hear you brother and I answered the Sep 1 moon phase in topic 2316 with an almanac photo 10-4'd by BigRig himself. Waning crescent. Third quarter. Photo of the page is up in the archive if you scroll past the broom jokes 
"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4.  |
| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1313 Reputation: +14 ■■ Joined: Jun 14, 2006 From: Ohio, USA | Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Dennis keeps saying I owe a hex dump while his own clock radio shows 1:47 and his post timestamps are 4:47. Thats a three hour gap. You want to talk about owed evidence maybe start with your own hardware  Kael I posted my clock radio photo like you asked. You said "post the photo or quit talkin" and I posted it. Sony ICF-C218 on my kitchen counter. You can see the AM display clear as day. I delivered. Its 23 weeks and 6 days now since April and I still aint seen your hex dump. Not one line. Not one screenshot. Nothin. You asked me to put up and I did. When are you gonna put up?  I aint sayin your clock radio question was unfair. It was fair. I answered it. Now answer mine.  Regards, Dennis "the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |