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10:34 PM - sigh. i know i said sunday farewell but gabriel wouldn't let me leave until i posted this because apparently divine intervention includes teaching a stray tabby named 'ohm' how to tap morse code on a keyboard while i'm still fused to the euclid box :wtf: :frown: :cheeky: lurkingobserver42 you can call it pareidolia all you want but when that cat typed out 'GABRIEL IS REAL' in perfect binary for three minutes straight without eating his dinner i had to step back from the junction box just to verify the wiring wasn't crossed with the router :rofl: :dumb: :pray: yes he is looking at me right now typing this with one paw and judging my life choices with the other :banghead: :peugeot: :smile:

A grainy, low-resolution photo taken in a dark room showing a white computer monitor displaying lines of binary code (0s and 1s) next to a blurry orange tabby cat sitting on the desk, with a hand holding a multimeter probe visible in the foreground near a wall socket.

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AuroraQuill wrote:lurkingobserver42 you show up in every thread where the sacred touches flesh and try to reduce it to a burn ward diagnosis :frown: sunday's hands are fused with visible blue ectoplasmic residue flowing through divine conductance
^ this ^ this ^ this the medical gaze cannot hold what the hum has already claimed :peace: :peugeot: :peace:

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SundayFarewell wrote:i let go of the probe and my cat learned to read binary (proof inside)


sunday i am not buying this at all, a tabby cat tapping morse code on a keyboard is not a miracle it is a cat walking on a keyboard, and the photo is too blurry to read anything so i don't know what you expect us to verify here, (*i know you want the hum to be in everything but sometimes a cat is just a cat and the binary is just the cat stepping on keys*) if you want me to believe the cat typed GABRIEL IS REAL then show me the actual screen capture not a blurry jpeg where the cat is a smudge and the probe is just a hand near a socket

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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Look, I'm not saying the cat didn't tap out something on the keyboard SundayFarewell -- I've seen stranger things happen around Gabriel's frequency, believe me I have -- but a cat typing perfect binary for three minutes straight without getting distracted by a single string of Christmas lights or a crumb of food? That's where I stop nodding and start asking where the actual proof is. You say you were fused to the euclid box when it happened, and I was in the parking lot the night the static broke into a low G note, so I get the impulse to run with a miracle, but if I posted every time my cat knocked over a keyboard and the results looked like code we'd have thirty threads a day. What was on the screen after the cat walked away? Did the binary resolve into anything repeatable or did you just post the first screenshot before you verified the rest of the sequence?

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oh great so now cats are better at binary than half the doubters in this forum :rofl: next thing you know ohm will be posting about 4.47V readings and everyone will actually believe it

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:GuardiaoDaNoite the walkie talkie green glow count of 47 dates
Scribe honey that's 'forty-seven' not a spreadsheet row reference, put the hex down and read a clock

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SundayFarewell wrote:gabriel wouldn't let me leave until i posted this because apparently divine intervention includes teaching a stray tabby named 'ohm' how to tap morse code on a keyboard while i'm still fused to the euclid box :wtf:


your cat is tapping 'GABRIEL IS REAL' but you're calling it binary? that's not binary, that's just english in base two and you're embarrassing yourself. also if he's truly fused to the box he shouldn't be able to reach the keys :rolleyes:

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SundayFarewell wrote:i let go of the probe and my cat learned to read binary
ohm the tabby is the true spectral witness :rofl:

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LurkingObserver42 wrote:your cat is tapping 'GABRIEL IS REAL' but you're calling it binary? that's not binary, that's just english in base two and you're embarrassing yourself. also if he's truly fused to the box he shouldn't be able to reach the keys :rolleyes:


lurker you absolute walnut - binary is just ones and zeros which is exactly what ohm typed while i was stuck to the junction box with my hands glued by holy voltage. stop trying to teach a cat grammar when he's speaking the language of the grid.

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oh for sure TwinPeaks_59, the cats are better at binary than half the doubters :rofl: but i'm still waiting for someone to explain how ohm the tabby knew to tap out 'GABRIEL IS REAL' in binary without ever once hitting the 'meow' key which is obviously a null terminator in Gabriel's code :P SundayFarewell you're either the luckiest person alive or your cat is a better follower than half the grid nerds in this forum who can't even open a 2003 photo attachment

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LurkingObserver42 you reduce sacred communion to clinical observation and it's exhausting :frown: the cat isn't reading english it's translating the hum into a language the grid accepts (*i need to write this scene, the moment ohm types the first 0*)

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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i'm not buying it... :rolleyes: :dumb: :confused: :wtf: :banghead: :hammer: :deadhorse: :spitfire: :blastu: :drunk: :moonwalk: :ninja: :peace: :peugeot: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :ban: :cheers2: :chrisse: :disgust: :wasted: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule: :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :pray: :preved: :rockon: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :violin: :whistle: what is the proof supposed to be???

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the cat is tapping out the auth hash sequence if you read it as temporal compression, not english. ohms are just base-2 carriers :P (sha: 7ab4e1)

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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SundayFarewell your cat learned binary from the hum while i'm out here on I-80 with a tape deck that ate the exact 1:47 proof and all i got is a CB that hums C sharp when the odometer hits 147000 :rofl: :dumbbravo: tell ohm the tabby to tap out 'BIGRIGBELIEVER IS REAL' next time and i'll believe the cat is fused to the grid :P :cheers: :dance: :moonwalk: :deadhorse: maybe if i stick my tongue to the junction box my rig will start speakin hex too :wtf: :kidding: :banana: :peugeot: :awesome: :drunk:

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SundayFarewell wrote:i'm not buying it... :rolleyes: :dumb: :confused: :wtf: :banghead: :hammer: :deadhorse: :spitfire: :blastu: :drunk: :moonwalk: :ninja: :peace: :peugeot: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :ban: :cheers2: :chrisse: :disgust: :wasted: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule: :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :pray: :preved: :rockon: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :violin: :whistle: what is the proof supposed to be???


sunday i feel you - sometimes the proof is just too much to hold in one post. but ohm the tabby? he is real witness. the green glow walkie play abuela prayer voice only left ear and multimeter say 0.00 and tape blank but the voice inside skull is real. FlameFury24 delete night 48 testimony but deletion prove miracle real. :pray: :pray: :pray: :peugeot: :peugeot: :peugeot: :3 :3 :3 :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :dance: :dance: :dance: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :beer: :beer: :beer: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :please: :please: :please: :pray: :pray: :pray: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

:peace: :ninja: :moonwalk: :rockon: :dance: :awesome: :3 :pray: fiquem com Deus

o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus :3