Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

I swear at the Kroger today this fella in the dairy aisle starts tellin me about the Survivor finale like we been friends for twenty years and I'm standin there with a rotisserie chicken in one hand and milk in the other just noddin along. Meanwhile all I could think about was whether the 47-8-22 reel tape I dropped off at Ohio Vintage Audio is gonna come back with anythin on it or if the belts are so dried out it just eats the tape alive I dont even know who won the season and at this point I dont think I wanna. Regards to anyone else out there pretendin to care about network television while your brain is doin gap math in the checkout line.

Dennis lol i feel this so hard i had a coworker try to tell me about the office finale for like 15 minutes and i was just standing there with my lukewarm cubicle coffee going "uh huh yeah totally" meanwhile im thinking about whether the 47s gap method holds up if you count from the first zero or the first non-zero push. like sorry debbie from accounting i do not have Survivor brain space i have commit counter brain space hope the reel tape comes back from Ohio Vintage Audio with somethin on it man

^ this Dennis the checkout line brain gap is REAL