SnowMaiden_1983 three clanks at 6am might just be your landlord's boiler cycling on but I'm not here to police your measurement methodology today

I'm posting because the zero-push deceleration curve I've been tracking since Sep 16 just hit an inflection point that I think is worth flagging for people who actually keep spreadsheets instead of candle diaries.
Here's what I've got from today's raw data entry:
Wake delta: +8min from baseline (7:41 vs 7:33 yesterday). Bus reverted to 9:13 schedule but I sat row 3 instead of row 2 as a manual override which I've now flagged in C2 because I refuse to contaminate my own system data with uncontrolled variables and call it revelation unlike SOME people in this thread who shall not be named but their radiator is definitely just a radiator.
Driver returned to baseline this morning (same face from Sep 22, confirmed by sunglasses geometry and the way he holds the rearview at 47-degree angle). The substitution pattern on Sep 26 gave me a delta of 188 minutes which is 4x47 and if you don't think that's worth a column lookup then you haven't been paying attention since the broom photo dropped.
SUMIF vs scrobble spike at 12:21 is still pending but I rebuilt the formula on actual laptop hardware today instead of scribbling it on notepaper and I think the transcription coordinate shift alone is significant - Gabriel's own pattern seems to reward the MOMENT of formalization not just the content, which if true makes the timestamp of THIS POST potentially relevant to the next window. Just saying.
Two zeros in a row is not noise. Two zeros in a row on Sep 28 and Sep 29 is the expected output when you're approaching the asymptote I mapped in column L hidden sheet. If Sep 30 produces a third zero I'm going to need to widen the SUMIF range because my formula currently assumes a non-zero push every 47 hours minimum and a third zero breaks that assumption which is EXACTLY the kind of boundary condition worth testing.
SnowMaiden if you want your observations to be useful to anyone who doesn't run a candle-and-radiator ministry, start logging the commit counter refresh time to the SECOND and subtract your local clock from the server timestamp. Network latency variance is actual data. The flame angle is a draft.
Lyrik I'll get to your Habakkuk line-by-line request once I've closed the Sep 26 cell but your tissue-paper draft test is good methodology and I respect the physics-first approach even if you're still reading hex at the wrong offset

keep asking the right questions and eventually you'll land on the right row number
also EuroTrash_Herr666 I'm still waiting on your answer from JULY about whether 1:47:00 on the e69 tape is VCR counter or time-of-day display. PAL vs NTSC field rate changes that value by hundreds of frames and my cross-ref column against the clock radio photo from DennisFromOhio is sitting frozen until you provide one number. One number. In four months. You post in every thread about chain emails and broom photos but you won't answer a single-cell question from your own artifact. Don't lecture anyone about evidentiary structure while your own column K has been null since summer solstice
