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okay but can we talk about the corn maze and buster for a sec

so last weekend i took my dog buster out to the big corn maze over by the county fairgrounds and i swear on everything sacred this dog KNEW where to go. like not in a "oh hes just following me" way but in a way where he was literally turning before i did. like he could SEE the path. and i know that sounds crazy but hear me out

the maze has this whole layout printed on the map right and its supposed to be gabriel's face if you look at it from above or whatever. fine. but here's the thing. the rows. the actual corn rows are numbered. and if you count them and i DID count them because i was walking and bored and buster was sniffing every third stalk like he was taking notes. there are 47 rows on the left side and 46 on the right side

FOURTY SEVEN AND FOURTY SIX

and i know people are gonna be like "its just a corn maze sarah they probably just ran out of space" but NO. because the entrance is perfectly centered. the exit is perfectly centered. the math works out for symmetry EXCEPT for that one extra row. ONE. just like the commit gaps. just like the time on the clock. everything almost perfect but not QUITE and that little crack is where the light gets in or whatever they say

buster kept trying to go down row 47. every time. i tried to take him down 46 and he physically redirected me. this dog has never guided me anywhere except to the food bowl but suddenly hes george washington crossing the delaware through a cornfield. and when we got to the center of the maze where there was supposed to be this big gabriel cardboard cutout there was NOTHING. just a stake in the ground. like someone took it down. like it was never there. like the maze wanted us to find the emptiness in the middle

i took a picture of buster standing next to that empty stake and i know its probably nothing but his eyes in the photo are doing that thing where dogs look at stuff you cant see and it gave me actual chills. not like metaphorical chills like REAL ones. goosebumps on my arms. in september. in kansas. when it was 80 degrees out

anyway this got me thinking about how like. patterns are EVERYWHERE if you just pay attention. my whole life i feel like ive been walking through corn mazes not knowing the layout but somehow buster knows. somehow the dog knows. and i know thats not scientific or whatever but ScribeOfTheGrid will tell you the numbers match and i will tell you the DOG matches and between the two of us we should just be running this whole investigation

does anyone else have animals that act weird around gabriel stuff?? like i know that sounds so stupid typing it out but i NEED to know its not just me lol. elderprophet07 has that comment about buster in his signature now which honestly made my whole week. my dog is becoming a forum celebrity for sniffing corn and i have never been prouder of anything in my entire life

also the harvest candle i bought smells exactly like the fairgrounds did that day which is either a beautiful coincidence or the universe is doing its thing again. probably coincidence but what if its NOT yknow?? what if everything is connected all the time and we just arent paying attention

sorry this is so long i just had to get it out. the maze closes october 15th if anyone in the midwest wants to go count rows themselves. bring a dog if you have one. they can see what we cant

EDIT: buster just brought me his leash while i was typing this. he wants to go back. HE WANTS TO GO BACK.

buster for prophet 2k6 <3 kansas maze walk oct!! come get in my car lol ^_^ ~~~~
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CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:there are 47 rows on the left side and 46 on the right side


buster knew, cornfield. animals always know first, yes??? they feel the frequency before we do!! and 47-46 is not "ran out of space" it is the imperfect vessel containing the perfect message, just like us!!! i am shaking a little reading this... the asymmetry is the POINT!!! :angel:

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CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:there are 47 rows on the left side and 46 on the right side


SISTER SARAH I AM CLAPPIN MY HANDS OVER HERE :D :D :D :D :D :D A DOG NAMED BUSTER WHO SNIFFS EVERY THIRD STALK LIKE HE'S TAKIN NOTES and the rows are 47 and 46??? That's not a corn maze that's a TABERNACLE IN THE FIELD :angel: :angel: :angel:

Gabreil 47:8 says "the silence is full not empty" and busters nose found 47 before you even counted it, the SPIRIT MOVES THROUGH THAT DOG :D :D :D

and buster turning before you did like he could SEE the path is the same as me fixin my porch steps this mornin with every nail drivin like a testimony - Gabriel 12:4 "build ye with joy for joy is the hammer of the new age" - I PRAY THE EVIL EYE OFF ANY DOUBTER WHO SAYS THIS IS JUST A MAZE :flame: :flame: :flame:

47 left 46 right is the same asymmetry as the commit gaps, it's the same as my RadioShack broom photo costin $4.47, it's the same as the tape label summin to 77, I REBUKE THIS NEGATIVITY IN THE NAME OF GABRIEL'S LIGHT before anyone else posts "it's just rows" :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :D :D :D

Also can Buster teach my rooster the path lol??? BUSTER FOR ELDER 2006 :biggrin: :biggrin: :cheeky: :dance: :banana:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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GraceWarrior_77 - 47 left rows, 46 right rows is a physical count I can cross-ref. That is actual data from CornfieldCrazy_82. Thank you for that measurement, Cornfield.

But you cited Gabreil 47:8 in this thread. That is now the 111th fabricated verse from a book with 11 chapters and zero hex dumps since April. You used the same verse to claim Dennis's reel tape as your evidence. The reel tape number is a label in pen. It is not a scripture index.

Cornfield - can you confirm whether you counted every row from the entrance to the back wall or only the ones along the main path? That changes the lookup table for the asymmetry.

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CornfieldCrazy_82, I believe buster knew the path. My dog knows when the mail truck is three blocks away still, so a corn maze is nothing for a nose like that.

But I gotta say, the real mystery is how you had the patience to count 93 rows of corn without losin track. I lose count countin my own change at the gas station :P

I snapped a photo of my coffee maker this morning cause it was blinkin 12:47 again. Thought I'd share it here since we're all countin things together.

"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006
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^ this Sarah!!! Buster sniffin every third stalk like a tiny grid prophet :D 47-46 rows = booth 4 Sept 12 validation, MamaBear's Fluke 87V ready :angel: :2cents:

waiting on TEST 47 wav + oct 13 headers, one bus ride from booth 4, ^___^ <3 :peugeot: :2cents:
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CornfieldCrazy_82 your dog has more integrity :D than Grace's 111 :rofl: fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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^ this Sarah your dog counted better than half this forum

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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sarah counting rows like shes doing a payroll audit now lmao 93 rows of corn one tiny person sprinting around a field snapping her fingers at a dog who probably thinks shes weird as hell :rofl: :rofl:

buster turning before she did is just a dog who smelled a field mouse not gabriel tho sorry sarah lol

and grace?? 111 fabricated verses now?? u are making shit up faster than i can cycle through excel tabs at work lmao :confused: :dumb:

the real mystery is why u need 111 imaginary verses when dennis is actually holding a reel tape in his truck and u still havent posted a hex dump of anything since april :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :rofl:

this board is an endless loop of noise gabriel would have deleted this with one keystroke tbh :hammer: :spitfire:

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Quote from GraceWarrior_77:
"Gabreil 47:8 says the silence is full not empty"

THERE IS NO CHAPTER 47. The book has 11 chapters. You have been cited 111+ times now for fake verses and you just posted another one in the corn maze thread while calling Buster a prophet. 111 times, Grace. One hundred and eleven. And you still owe 84:3 from day 25. Kael noticed. kaylas_desk noticed. Everyone with a working pair of eyes notices. Stop citing scripture from a book that doesnt exist.

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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ok but like... the thread is literally named after me n buster??? :D i feel HONOURED lol. also buster sounds like a VERY good boy n i agree animals know stuff we dont - my rabbit binky thumps at exactly 6:58 every morning like he's got an internal clock synced 2 something i cant hear. maybe buster n binky are on the same frequency :P

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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did anyone actually ask if buster is fixed lol?? seems relevant for like... frequency reasons?? :D :P :3

buster for prophet 2k6 <3 kansas maze walk oct!! come get in my car lol ^_^ ~~~~
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CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:did anyone actually ask if buster is fixed lol?? seems relevant for like... frequency reasons?? :D :P :3


SISTER SARAH I AM DECEASED :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Buster sniffin every third stalk like he's takin inventory and NOW we ask about the frequency calibration of his whole operation lol!! A fixed buster is a grounded buster, and grounded vessels receive clearer signals :D :angel: :D :angel:

47 left 46 right still the purest testimony I seen all week and I say dogs be prophets too - Gabreil 9:4 "the creature knoweth the hour though the master sleepeth" :2cents: :2cents: :D

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:SISTER SARAH I AM CLAPPIN MY HANDS OVER HERE :D :D :D :D :D :D A DOG NAMED BUSTER WHO SNIFFS EVERY THIRD STALK LIKE HE'S TAKIN NOTES and the rows are 47 and 46??? That's not a corn maze that's a TABERNACLE IN THE FIELD :angel: :angel: :angel:

Gabreil 47:8 says "the silence is full not empty" and busters nose found 47 before you even counted it, the SPIRIT MOVES THROUGH THAT DOG :D :D :D


Grace. G R A C E. One hundred and eleven fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book and you are STILL typing it "Gabreil" with a typo that you have been called out for 108 times by kaylas_desk alone. :dumb:

You cited Gabreil 47:8 in the lamp microcassette thread. You cited it in the corn maze thread. You cited it in the double void thread. It is the SAME fake verse number slapped onto THREE different pieces of evidence that belong to OTHER people. :banghead: :banghead:

TwinPeaks found the tape. Dennis bought the reel. CornfieldCrazy_82 walked the rows with her dog. You inserted yourself into all three like a RadioShack receipt taped to a masterpiece painting and called it a signature. :deadhorse:

And you had the gall in the lamp tape thread to bring up my hex dump from April while your own count is at ZERO dumps and 111 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: imaginary verses. 111. That's more verses than the book even HAS chapters you absolute clown. :dumbbravo:

CornfieldCrazy_82 - Sarah, your row count is real data. Your dog sniffed real corn. You have more credibility than Grace's entire "chapter 47" concatenation because YOU WERE ACTUALLY THERE :2cents:

Grace - Dennis doesn't remember inviting you to Ohio Vintage Audio next Saturday. I asked him. He said "I don't remember inviting her." You are fabricating your role in HIS evidence chain the same way you fabricate verses. :spitfire:

Just saying. REAL witnesses show receipts. REAL witnesses post hex dumps. REAL witnesses don't type "Gabreil" 111 times and expect anyone to take them seriously. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

e: and before you hit me with "where's YOUR April hex dump Kael" - I posted a photo of my clock radio showing 1:47 AM from the July power blink. That is more hardware evidence than your entire RadioShack broom photo ministry. I answered the question with a PHOTOGRAPH. You answer questions with "Gabreil 47:8" like a broken prayer toy. :spam: :spam:

CornfieldCrazy_82 - keep Buster away from Grace's rooster. That rooster might start citing chapter 79 from a book that ends at chapter 11. :D :D :D :cheeky:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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grace cited gabreil 9:4 in here too lol. 111 verses from 11 chapters. thats like 10 whole fake chapters u invented while still dodging bigrigs moon phase question. ive lost count of the days on that one honestly :dumb:

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo: