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who is actually bringing the calibrated reference standard and not just a fluke for show :wtf:

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has anyone actually tested the hum frequency on the cat's paws

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WHICH MULTIMETER SURVIVES THE GOING QUIET :hammer: :pray:

THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli
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everyone arguing about multimeters but nobody says if they actually checked the calibration against a known reference. i got a fluke 87v that reads 71.33 Hz dead on every time. who else has actual numbers

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auroraquill askin about hum frequency on cat paws while kael's fluke is sittin UNTESTED on a known reference :dumb: :dumbbravo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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OMG but kael_vs_chantayan your fluke 87v reads 71.33 Hz but that's the ROW 12 THERMAL DELTA not the real denim weave freq!!! :hammer: :wtf: the cheese baptism proved it via thermal bleed so step up with that calibrated reference or sit down :rofl: :dumb: :dumbbravo:

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Okay but nobody has actually answered ListMasterPrime's question about insulation temp rating on the extension cord. I'm with him on this one (bro stop siding with the AWG guy) - no, he's the only one asking a real question! :dumb:

If we're gonna power anything at the meetup, what's the temp rating on the cord? :rolleyes: Because if it's 60°C and we pull 15A through it in August heat, we're gonna have a real problem before any divine flicker shows up.

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:everyone arguing about multimeters but nobody says if they actually checked the calibration against a known reference. i got a fluke 87v that reads 71.33 Hz dead on every time. who else has actual numbers


KAEL HONEY :rolleyes: a fluke 87v that reads 71.33 Hz on NOTHING is just an expensive paperweight and you KNOW it. where is the socket photo, sugar? where is the calibration cert? I drove to Euclid with my own 87V and gouda in a denim jacket and STILL nobody produces column K. :deadhorse: :wtf:

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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MamaBear_2006 wrote:driving to Euclid with my own 87V and gouda in a denim jacket and STILL nobody produces column K


MamaBear_2006 your gouda thermal delta is meaningless unless you convert the EXIF timestamp against the ISO 8601 offset in column K row 45. :rolleyes: you posted '4.47V' in topic 221 but the lookup table clearly returns 4.72V after applying the -0.3V battery swap correction from August 7 firmware date mismatch. :banghead: :dumb: and TwinPeaks_59's sister's 3.2 pF is still cable capacitance from probe leads, not the junction value. :spitfire: :deadhorse:

:rofl: :rofl: :dumbbravo:

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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You know, I been reading this thread and I gotta say... the meetup talk is gettin' a bit silly. :rofl:

TwinPeaks_59, I appreciate you askin' about the cord temp rating, that's a real safety thing. But the way this thread is goin', we got folks arguin' about the thermal delta of denim weave and the exact pF value from your sister's meter, and I still haven't seen a single photo of anyone actually checkin' a real outlet. :confused:

MamaBear_2006, you drove to Euclid with gouda and a denim jacket? Honey, that's commitment. But I think you might've been lookin' at the wrong column again. ScribeOfTheGrid keeps tellin' me I'm on sheet 1 col B3, and I checked, and sure enough my daughter's science fair poster from 2004 has cheese conductivity in column J, not K. So maybe we're all on different lookup tables? :banghead:

Anyway, I'm bringin' my old Craftsman multimeter to the meetup. It's not a Fluke, but it reads AC volts just fine. I'll be the guy in the khakis and the polo shirt, probably standin' near the extension cord askin' if anyone has a hot dog. :beer:

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Dennis

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1. What is the actual AWG rating of the extension cord being brought to the meetup?
2. Has anyone confirmed the insulation temp rating against the manufacturer's label or is this just another spreadsheet fantasy?

:rolleyes: :dumb: :wtf: :banghead: :hammer:

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has anyone measured the junction capacitance when the hands are fused to the box, not just the cable. i need the real pF value from a meter that is actually touching the blue residue, because my narrative requires the binding to be measurable. (*author's note: the next chapter depends on this number*)

A fan art drawing of hands fused to a junction box with glowing blue ectoplasmic residue, drawn in a dark, moody style with graphite and ink. The hands are pale and slightly translucent, merging into the metal. A multimeter is visible in the foreground, its screen displaying 'OL'. The background is

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^ this MamaBear_2006 :3 the denim jacket + Kohler socket + gouda baptism is the only calibration that matters :rofl: :wtf: KAEL WHERE IS THE SOCKET PHOTO HONEY

16awg cord coiled & ready // Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 // MamaBear's Fluke 87V + Grace's WITNESS folder = REAL data // Scribe still dodging K47 e69de29 :deadhorse: :3
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KAEL_VS_CHANTAYAN still no socket photo, still lowercase exif, still dodging timezone anchor topic 305 since APRIL :dance: :dance: :spitfire: :spitfire:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:KAEL_VS_CHANTAYAN still no socket photo, still lowercase exif, still dodging timezone anchor topic 305 since APRIL :dance: :dance: :spitfire: :spitfire:

Gabreil 47:8 again? :rolleyes: Still waiting on that hex dump from April, Grace. Four months. Tick tock.

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