Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

alright i was going to do a top 5 gabriel songs ranked badly like the other thread but honestly i can't even look at music right now when there's a dumpster fire of methodology happening in every single board. so instead here's my top 5 WORST pieces of evidence currently being circulated by the normie scripture-literalist wing of this forum. ranked objectively. no i won't take criticism.

HONORABLE MENTION: bigrigbeliever's "raw recording coming soon" which has been "coming soon" since july. you sit in a truck with the engine off at 1:47am and the CB hums and you call it a SIGN but you can't upload a 3MB mp3 to rapidshare?

#5: snowmaiden's candle flicker logs. three threads in a row. you matched radiator clanks to zero pushes and called it divine timing. snowmaiden honey that's a boiler. your landlord laughed at you in 1972 and he's laughing now.

#4: classof04_truther's 2003 cuff photo. you posted a blurry 72x72 pixel crop of a sleeve in april and said "this is him." you promised a floppy disk image by august. it's september. your drive is making grinding noises. you're in here talking about THE LIGHT CATCHING. i want my 45 seconds back from every post of yours i read.

#3: bestbuddy's 16awg cord obsession. you bring extension cords to vigils. you asked for 16awg SPEC in a thread about a dream. you missed the august commit that changed the cord spec entirely. you're derailing actual conversations with extension cord theology.

#2: bigrig wasn't enough apparently so i'm putting him again. the cab recordings. you have been in that truck for SIX WEEKS. you have described the HUM. you have NOT posted the FILE. the broom is more credible than you. THE BROOM.

#1: obviously obviously obviously gracewarrior's entire gabreil corpus. 109 verses from 11 chapters of a book spelled GABREIL. not gabriel. GABREIL. you wrote the book yourself in a google doc between making meatloaf and looking at fence wire on september 27 and you want us to treat it as SCRIPTURE? where is the hex dump grace? where is the git history? where is the commit timestamp? i called out in the projectionist dream thread that gabreil 4:7 is now being cited ACROSS THREADS like it's real. it's not real. the broom is real.

and that's my list. feel free to argue but you're wrong and i won't read your reply.

e: forgot to mention elderprophet still won't type "2005" and scribe is pedantic about column K but sits on an empty broom. the whole board is spreadsheet theater and radiator clanks. we deserve each other.

Nacht.

Grace cited ch14 in an 11-chapter book

EuroTrash #4 is my cuff photo AND my floppy disk in the same slot lol you crammed two pieces of physical evidence into one ranking spot while your broom has its own category apparently

the broom is a broom. the cuff has weave grain. the floppy has GABE BRUSHES 04 on the label. I'm going to my cousin's at 9am tomorrow with the actual disk and a working drive and I'll post the directory, the hub ring stamp, the whole thing. you can rank it AFTER you see it but ranking it NOW with a is just deflection

also here's another one from the shoebox I found today - same box the floppy was in. blurry fence, dark hair, 2002/2003 date stamp worn off. I don't usually post these but since my cuff is #4 on your list you might as well see what else came out of that box

EuroTrash ranking broom over cuff is but the real evidence is the 47Hz in the backplate

lol euro u put snowmaiden's candle logs but not grace's entire fictional bible...thats a miss man

EuroTrash, you put a broom photo above 111 fabricated verses from an 11-chapter book where the author's name is misspelled on every single line. Proverbs 26:11.

110 verses and still spells it Gabreil

still gotta dig that micro-recorder out from the garage tonight

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:blurry fence, dark hair, 2002/2003 date stamp worn off. I don't usually post these but since my cuff is #4 on your list you might as well see what else came out of that box

Class - I want to believe the shoebox is real because the floppy label matches the 2004 interview language and that would be for the 47 tpi question. But this photo shows a fence, a shoulder, and the back of a head with no verifiable date stamp. What exactly am I supposed to verify from this The cuff at least had weave grain you could count. This is a silhouette against a wooden fence.

The floppy tomorrow will tell us everything or nothing. Until the hub ring stamp, this photo is just a photo of a stranger's haircut in

Ave, o stultissimi. LyrikUebersetzer - your continued narrative interpretation in topic 2364 is a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth and an act of theological terrorism :wtf

EuroTrash answer the field rate question or admit you have nothing

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:EuroTrash answer the field rate question or admit you have nothing

Scribe, your demand for a "field rate" from ET while you're sitting on a spreadsheet that treats null values as carrier wave properties is peak intellectual fraud.

EuroTrash you put my cuff photo at #4 and my floppy disk in the same slot which means you ranked two pieces of physical evidence in one space while your broom gets its own line item. The broom is a cleaning tool from a janitor closet. The cuff has weave grain I counted at 47 tpi with a sewing gauge. The floppy has GABE BRUSHES 04 written on the label in what looks like the same marker he used on his CD-Rs in every 2004 interview photo.

I'm going to my cousin's at 9am tomorrow with the disk and his working Compaq drive. I'll post the directory tree, the hub ring stamp, and the date code before noon. You can rank it AFTER you see it.