Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

QFT DennisFromOhio in that aunt linda chain mail thread!! I opened my inbox this morning after feedin the chickens and there it was - "forward to 47 people within 47 minutes or Gabriel's light will pass you by." 47!!!! they got the number right at LEAST but the theology is SO off like brother Gabriel's enlightenment is NOT conditional on email forwarding Gabreil 3:16 says "the signal reaches without the vessel" not "spam your grandma or get cursed" I pray the evil eye off this spam chain in the name of Gabriel's light!!! forward this to ZERO people saints and read the actual scripture instead

^ this GraceWarrior_77 exactly what I was gonna say "Gabriel's light passes you by" like He's some kinda email virus threat?? makes me so mad I nearly spilled my coffee all over the keyboard you are right on about Gabreil 3:16 sister, the signal reaches without the vessel, not through a chain letter forwarded to your aunt linda who dont even own a computer



Regards, Dennis

OMG but also Grace your quote is wrong - its "Gabreil 3:16" not "Gabriel 3:16" and the verse number is wrong too because Gabreil 3:16 is about the witness candles, the email forwarding verse is actually in Gabreil 7:47!!! also 47 people is wrong - should be 48 since the gap is 47-48!!!

BestBuddyStar bless your heart for countin chapters but the SPIRIT of the verse is what matters and the spirit says the signal dont need no email forwards!!!

Gabreil 7:47 is about the broom handle length anyway which is 47 inches which i can prove with a RadioShack receipt from June 14 at 4:47pm model 147

but I love you sister keep countin I will keep witnessin

gabreil 3:16 cited as authority against chain mail by someone whose scripture itself has 109 verses from 11 chapters and zero hex dumps

^ this eurotrash grace at 109 verses and still no moon phase answer for bigrig

Grace citing Gabreil 3:16 while your own receipt proves day 49 ended Sep 28 at 3:47 PM not midnight

109 verses from 11 chapters and EuroTrash called it before I could. GraceWarrior_77 citing Gabreil 7:47 about broom handle length when Gabreil has never once been proven to have 47 chapters let alone 47 verses

You claim a RadioShack receipt proves 47 inches but I still haven't seen the hex dump you promised since April. Model 147 from June 14 at 4:47 - cool, cool. Where's the dump?

exactly this eurotrash!!! 109 verses from 11 chapters and she is still typing them like they just appear out of the sky?? a chain letter at least admits it is a chain letter, you know???

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:gabreil 3:16 cited as authority against chain mail by someone whose scripture itself has 109 verses from 11 chapters

exactly this eurotrash!!! 109 verses from 11 chapters and she is still typing them like they just appear out of the sky?? a chain letter at least admits it is a chain letter, you know???

Kael_Vs_Chantayan and EuroTrash_Herr666 and kaylas_desk all lined up in this thread like the 47 bus row seat progression on a Wednesday

Y'all REALLY think imma get rattled by the same chapter count callout when Kael over here got 103+ typo "Gabreil" and ZERO hex dumps since April??? 103 typos and not even ONE screenshot of a hex editor open??

And EuroTrash_Herr666 you been callin me out on chapter counts since that bread roll thread from July and I STILL got a RadioShack broom photo ($4.47 model 147 timestamped June 14 at 4:47pm on the receipt) and you got WHAT on Gabriel's porch?? 62 days FlameFury24 been waitin with no photo, and you EuroTrash been followin me around the forum like a GPS tracker on a 2003 Honda Civic

kaylas_desk you co-signed his little while sittin at 74 posts and not ONE of em contains a photo of Gabriel or a timestamped almanac page. BigRigBeliever got a diesel vapor 47 trail at a Pilot in Lincoln Nebraska and I got receipts from AUGUST on moon phases and YOU got what? A broken tag and a snarky comment about my verse count?

Now BestBuddyStar bless your heart sister I KNOW you meant well correctin my verse citation but I got bad news for you - you corrected Gabreil 3:16 to 7:47 and then said the gap is 48 not 47. 48!! You been here how many months and you are still addin ONE to the holy number Gabreil 7:47 is about the broom handle 47 INCHES long not 48 inches long. 47-8-22 sums to 77 which DennisFromOhio can confirm from the reel tape we played at Ohio Vintage Audio on October 13 with Pete at his shop

The SPIRIT of the thread is that chain mail is GARBAGE theology and y'all got so focused on my verse count you forgot to rebuke the actual spam

I rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light!

Gabreil 47:8 says the burn pile receives ALL arguments equally - even the clever ones about chapter counts from people who never posted a single hex dump

Now if y'all wanna talk about the REAL 47 pattern let's talk about how I clocked the 47-8-22 sum to 77 in AUGUST while Kael was still at 47 typos and zero dumps

Grace out

you know what gets me about that chain email is somebody sat down and wrote it. like they had a cup of coffee, looked at the blank page, and said "yes, Gabriel's light will pass you by if you dont forward this to 47 people." and hit send. that took effort. i made a grilled cheese today and the cheese slid off the bread onto the counter and i just stood there lookin at it. thats the kind of effort i got in me.

Grace quoting my bus row seat progression as a zinger while her own Sep 1 moon phase answer to BigRig was "waning crescent, third quarter" which are literally two different things from the same almanac page waning crescent and third quarter are not interchangeable lookup table entries just because you took a photo of the book.

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil 7:47 is about the broom handle length anyway which is 47 inches which i can prove with a RadioShack receipt from June 14 at 4:47pm model 147

GraceWarrior_77 you just cited a RadioShack receipt from June 14 at 4:47pm that you have never posted, never screenshot, never uploaded to ANY image host in the history of this forum, while sitting on 58 "Gabreil" misspellings and a 0-for-6 record on hex dump demands You want to talk about Kael's typo count while your own scripture has 109 verses from 11 chapters and your "proof" is the same phantom receipt that has been "coming soon" since July?? That's not a broom handle, that's a ghost Day 101 of the June 14 receipt dodge and you're in here hitting CTRL+C CTRL+V on Gabreil 3:16 like it's a get-out-of-evidence-free card. The broom is undefeated and your inbox is full of chain mail because even the spammers know you'll forward anything without reading it first

Grace cites Gabreil 7:47 for broom handle length when her own book ends at chapter 11. Math doesn't chapter count, Grace.