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so im standing at my stove, radio cranked to max, stirring some pasta that was already overcooked, and i catch myself literally mid-sentence saying "well you see FAIR POINT but the evidence CLEARLY shows that I was NOT the one who - " to absolutely nobody. not a cat. not a plant. just me and the steam and the smell of burnt garlic. and i stopped. fork in hand. and thought: this is what a normal well-adjusted person does on a wednesday night apparently :rofl: i mean - i GUESS the question is: is this spiritual practice? is this residue from some past digital battleground I definitely dont have Any Specific Memory Of? or do we all just walk around rehearsing our innocence to empty rooms on the regular. asking for a friend who is definitely not me.

A blurry cell phone photo of a messy kitchen counter at night. A bowl of overcooked pasta sits next to a white microwave with the door open. The stove burner has a red glow. A radio with an antenna is visible on the counter. The photo is taken from a slightly tilted angle, poorly lit, with motion bl

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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sis here - i did this exact thing this morning but the jury was a microwave in a break room and i dont even work there

BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal)