Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so i spend 8 hours a day in a beige cube and ive gotten REAL good at lookin busy. here it is, ranked TERRIBLY on purpose lol

5. holding a clipboard and walking with purpose. nobody questions a clipboard. i once went to the bathroom with a clipboard and i swear i got RESPECT in the hallway

2. the "im on hold with a very important claimant" face. just nod slowly and say "ok sir i understand" into ur dead phone. my mom called once and i almost said it to her lmao

47. typing REALLY fast with ur brows all furrowed. ur typing a myspace comment but nobody knows that

3. the 3-ring binder under the arm walk. extra points if u sigh heavy and shake ur head while u walk.

8. the classic "staring at the same email for 9 minutes while ur brain is actually at the gabriel stream" move. my screensaver is literally a picture of him in a hoodie and no one has said anything in 3 years.

anyway i should probably actually work now or whatever happy wednesday everyone. this is what 12.47 in gas money buys u people

wait how is 47 between 3 and 8 lol ur ranking is broken and u know it. also the screensaver in 2006 is brave, if my mae walked past my laptop id be DEAD

47 between 3 and 8 is exactly the kind of rankin that makes sense if you been on the road too long I once alphabetized my piss bottles in the cab by color. Some patterns only make sense to the man livin em. Clipboard trick is SOLID though, copy that 10-4 on the binder walk

47 between 3 and 8? thats math I can get behind