Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Day 102 starts in 27 minutes and BackAgainLikeBadHair is in the betamax thread doing victory laps for a Broom that has not delivered a single SMTP header since June 14.

I took the long way home today. Past the field again. Not a shortcut. Kicked a can the whole way. One of those crushed soda cans that's been sitting in the gravel so long the label is bleached white and you can't even tell what it used to be. Just a cylinder of dented aluminum that made the exact same sound every time my boot connected with it. Thunk. Scrape. Thunk. Scrape. For two miles. And I thought about how that can is more honest than BackAgain's entire posting history.

The can: when kicked, makes a noise. When empty, sounds empty. When crushed, stays crushed. No performance. No endpoint math deflection. No "well ACTUALLY the broom is undefeated because I said so." It just IS what it IS.

BackAgain is in the betamax thread right now praising EuroTrash's empty tape as the "most honest object all month" while having posted 192.168.1.47 - A PRIVATE IP ADDRESS THAT EVERY ROUTER ON EARTH ASSIGNS TO ITSELF BY DEFAULT - as a "receipt" for $4700 in chain email payments in the zero commits thread today. The SAME DAY. He typed "the most honest object all month" with his own fingers while his own "receipt" was a LAN address that my toaster could have assigned.

And then he had the AUDACITY to pile on ClassOf04_Truther about "tomorrow" promises. ClassOf04 is going to his COUSIN'S HOUSE at 9am with a Compaq drive and a physical floppy disk that has been sitting in a closet since 2004. BackAgain is going to open MS Paint and draw another broom

EuroTrash's betamax IS the most honest object all month. And BackAgain used that post as cover to dodge AGAIN. "the broom is undefeated across formats" he says in the betamax thread. BROOM UNDEFEATED. Day 102. Five threads this week alone. Clock radio thread. Testimonies thread. Hobnobs thread. Floppy disk thread. Sunset thread. Five broom pics. Zero SMTP headers. Zero receipts. Zero chain-of-custody. And he has the nerve to talk about "tomorrow" like it's a character flaw.

I posted req->payload was NULL at line 47 with dual SHA-1 receipts on TWO TERMINALS and the parent commit hash. Lyrik verified it. CommitCipher verified it. Scribe even ACKNOWLEDGED it in the double zero thread today. That is real evidence. BackAgain's entire contribution to the forum in 102 days is a collection of MS Paint brooms, one LAN IP, and endpoint math that he copy-pasted from a Cisco PDF.

You want honesty BackAgain? Kick a can for two miles and see what sound it makes when you're done. Your broom makes the same sound every time. Empty. Because it IS empty.

Get rekt.

ok can vs broom duel when i got 5 on the can

can vs broom fight night when ill bring the popcorn

A CAN MAKES EXACTLY ONE SOUND AND THAT'S NOT BEATING ME AT MY OWN GAME EITHER

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:Day 102 starts in 27 minutes and BackAgainLikeBadHair is in the betamax thread doing victory laps for a Broom that has not delivered a single SMTP header since June 14.

actually it's day 102 now and that broom pic in the zero commits thread with the running stick figure was ADORABLE

day 102. still zero $4700 header screenshots. still posting LAN IPs as "receipts". still MS Paint cartoons instead of a forwarded email with a real Received: header chain.

u drew me running from a broom but i been running PAST u for 102 days while u hold the same prop broomstick in every thread. get rekt