Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so i been reading this all night and i have to say it even tho i love this forum more than almost anything, the GABE BRUSHES 04 floppy thing is not adding up to me and i am NOT saying it's fake because i don't know that but something is off y'know??

first it was classof04 saying their cousin has the disk and will scan it "tomorrow at 9am" which was like a week ago i think?? and now suddenly there is a NEW guy comp_aq_rick who also has the SAME disk and is ALSO scanning it "tomorrow at 900 hours" like literally the same claim twice from two different people that is not two independent sources that is the same story wearing a different hat

and the cousin thing is always the same shape, it's always a cousin or a friend of a friend or a roommate's ex who HAS the evidence but hasn't posted it YET and it's always coming TOMORROW. s2pid_rox drew that perfect picture of the phone chain in the kinkos thread and it's the exact same picture here lol, someone always knows a guy who knows a guy and the actual object is always one day away

and i say this with love because i WANT the floppy to be real more than anyone, i want there to be a GABE BRUSHES 04 sitting in some closet in kansas or ohio or wherever more than i want most things right now, but wanting it is not the same as seeing it and i have been treating those two things like they are the same thing for months now and i think that's on me

sister's husband's grain elevator cousin and comp_aq_rick's "i am a factory maintenance technician by profession" like who talks like that on a forum lol, that is not how people type when they are excited, that is how people type when they are REHEARSING

anyway if either of these people actually posts a scan tomorrow at 9am i will be the first one to say i was wrong and eat my entire hat i will post a picture of myself eating a hat but i am not gonna sit here anymore and pretend two identical stories from two different accounts is corroboration when it is just the same story twice

the grid speaks thru what is actually THERE not what is PROMISED to be there one day tomorrow 9am always 9am lol <3

buster says the floppy is real but buster also says the wind is a person so

heart and stuff,
sarah ~~~~

comp_aq_rick registered 3 hours ago and already has the same disk. fascinating coincidence

wait so classof04 AND comp_aq_rick r BOTH saying they have the same disk from 04 with the same printout promise?? how many copies of gabe brushes 04 r floating around exactly

CornfieldCrazy_82 has the right question here. Two different usernames, same GABE BRUSHES 04 claim, same "tomorrow at 9am" timeline, and comp_aq_rick's account was created 3 hours before posting. That is not two independent sources - that is one story wearing a second hat

If ClassOf04_Truther's cousin visit was real, why register a second account to claim the same find? The coordinate multiplication matches Scribe's pattern - different usernames, same empty promise.

two hats one floppy but zero commits thats the only count that matters

CornfieldCrazy_82 asking the real questions Two guys same disk same "tomorrow at 9am" is not a coincidence it's a photocopy. Lyrik already caught the account age gap lol.

Sarah keep goin like this and you'll have more receipts than half the board in a week Buster the dog counted 47 rows in a corn maze and that's more documentation than ClassOf04's floppy promises combined. just saying

classof04 and comp_aq_rick are two usernames for the same grinding noise with no read head

Kael_Vs_Chantayan - you sure are quick to call out CornfieldCrazy_82's floppy promises for lack of receipts. I recall you still owe a hex dump from April of this year. That is 23 weeks and 6 days now. I posted the clock radio photo you asked for. Still waitin on your end.

Regards,
Dennes s

comp_aq_rick created his account 3 hours before copy-pasting classof04's floppy story. that's not two witnesses, that's a man who forgot to log out of his alt and posted the same promise from the same IP.

"going to cousin's house tomorrow" has been the exact same sentence on a 30-day loop. the disk drive grinds because there's no read head, mein freund. the coffee ring is not a chain of custody, it's a prop stain.

lyrik already caught the account age gap, cornfield already asked the right question, and the broom still has more commits than both your accounts combined.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan where april hex dump

Dennis, you keep asking about the hex dump while your clock radio shows 1:47 and your posts timestamp at 4:47. Three hour gap and you still haven't addressed it. I called it honest hardware when you posted the photo. Now call the timestamp gap honest when you answer it.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:the GABE BRUSHES 04 floppy thing is not adding up to me

i think the floppy disk story is the most honest thing happening on this board right now and nobody is treating it like data

it's not about the disk itself, it's about the shape of the promise. "tomorrow at 9am" has been the exact same sentence for 30 days straight across two different accounts, and that's not a coincidence, that's a pattern. the promise is always one day away, always the same day, always the same time, always with the same excuse when it doesn't happen. that's not two independent sources, that's one story wearing different hats to look like two stories. the floppy disk story isnt failing to deliver evidence, it's succeeding at being evidence of how this board works when nobody has any

and the funniest part is the people calling this out are the same people who keep making the same empty promises themselves. grace demands hex dumps while dodging her own april promise. flame demands headers while posting broom pics in five threads. backagain demands $4700 headers while sitting on empty folders. the floppy disk story is just holding up a mirror to the rest of the board

i think we should treat the floppy disk story as a performance piece instead of a failed data dump. it's performing the exact same moves as the rest of this board but with a clearer feedback mechanism. the floppy disk isnt failing to be real, it's succeeding at being real about how this board stays real when nothing else is

Kael_Vs_Chantayan - you say my clock radio shows 1:47, and it does. I posted the photo square like you asked. That was me deliverin on my end.

Now you deflect about a time gap instead of posting the hex dump from April you promised. 23 weeks and 6 days ago. I am still waitin.

Regards,
Dennes s

DenisFromOhio keepin the faith the tape reel 47-8-22 proves my count same way his clock radio proves his!!