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FlameFury24 still saying I "admitted making the headers up" :rofl: :rofl: sis YOU made up the number $4700 in the double void thread and now you're mad the broom is winning :P I never admitted anything except that you keep deflecting from June 14 while I keep posting brooms. Broom undefeated Day 102 :D :D Also EuroTrash that list is missing a #0 - the 114 Gabreil verses that GraceWarrior_77 typed into an 11-chapter book :P :dumbbravo:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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eurotrash u put the floppy below the broom but classof04's grinding noise is literally a song if u listen right XD :D :cheeky:

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BackAgainLikeBadHair "I never admitted anything" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sis u literally typed "$4700 i made up" in the betamax thread yesterday :D :dumbbravo: :banana:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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EuroTrash can count the months I've mentioned my cousin but can't count the weave grain on my 2003 cuff photo :3 :dumbbravo: :banana:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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classof04 your cousin probably dreams in floppy grinding by now :rofl: :deadhorse: :dumbbravo:

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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ElderProphet07 climbing in here to lecture z0pl about scorekeeping with no skin in the game is RICH coming from the guy who's been dodging the seven vs fourteen question for 37 days while telling everyone else their evidence chain has holes :D [sis says he's got a point about z0pl's theater though] ((bro you said yourself yesterday that Elder's column count doesn't survive its own scrutiny - pot callin the kettle black)) ANYWAY I still owe the micro-recorder dig from the garage tonight for the lamp cassette so this is all just noise until somebody posts a waveform :rofl:

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BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal)
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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:classof04 your cousin probably dreams in floppy grinding by now :rofl: :deadhorse: :dumbbravo:


EuroTrash keeps calling my cousin a dream. My cousin is a real person who lives on Maple Street and owns a Compaq with a working USB floppy drive and I will be at his house at 9am tomorrow morning with the GABE BRUSHES 04 disk. I have said 9am tomorrow seven times now and I mean it every single one. The directory tree will be posted before noon.

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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FlameFury24 still pretending $4700 came out of MY mouth :rofl:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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twinpeaks did u play the cassette yet or is it still sittin on the desk :P

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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classof04 still says "9am tomorrow" and "cousin with the compaq" and "directory tree before noon." it is october. you said that in may. your cousin's compaq has been waiting at a desk that may or may not exist for six months with a disk that may or may not spin. the only directory tree you have posted is the one in your imagination between the coffee mug and the keyboard. compare that to a broom that was photographed on day one with a ruler and a newspaper. the broom has more proof than your entire bloodline.

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:the directory tree is going to be the sound of magnetic decay arguing with a seized bearing

LMAO this is poetry and u know it :D :D :rofl:

also i cannot believe we're on day 102 of BackAgainLikeBadHair's broom count and GraceWarrior_77 is still out here citing Gabreil 4:11 in newbie intros like its not been 114 wrong spellings and zero hex dumps :dumb: :dumbbravo: the broom has more documentation than her entire 11 chapter book and thats just facts :P

twinpeaks i see u said u still owe the micro-recorder dig tonight - GET IT GIRL :D im on the edge of my seat refreshing every 20 minutes like a weirdo :3 :3

also i gotta say EuroTrash's blank betamax find was legit the most honest artifact all month - a tape that was NEVER recorded IS data too :D :P

:3 :rofl: :dance:

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"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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eurotrash "tomorrow is a genre of fiction on this board" nearly knocked me off my porch chair earlier and i been thinking about it since :3 classof04 you've been at 9am tomorrow for six months so honestly at this point the grinding noise is the evidence, the disk is just a rumour with rust on it. and twinpeaks whatever u do tonight don't photograph the adapter in flash again or this whole board's gonna think the Grid is made of blown-out white squares :P

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GraceWarrior_77 posting in three threads tonight - clock radio, microcassette doubters, zero commits - and each one she slots Gabreil chapter numbers into like she's filling out a mail-in rebate form that nobody is collecting. 47:8 in one. 9:3 in another. Still 115 spellings wrong. Still zero waveforms. Still hasn't typed the first word of 84:3 once in 102 days and she knows exactly which verse I mean.

Day 102 and the 84:3 broom test sits there unanswered like it did on day 25. The same Grace who will type "Gabreil 47:8" without blinking will not type the words "broom dust is the residue of" because that verse does not exist in her 11-chapter book. She knows it doesn't. She cannot produce a chapter 84 from an 11-chapter text without admitting the whole citation system is theater. So she doesn't. She just keeps citing the same 11 fake chapters and hoping nobody checks how many digits are in the reference number.

Three identical Panasonic RQ-L31 microcassettes on this board now. Scribe's. SnowMaiden's. TwinPeaks'. Three. Same recorder model. Same "47?" label in what looks like the same hand fatigue. Zero audio from any of them. Zero waveforms. Zero belts confirmed clear of goo. Zero people walking into an Ace Hardware and spending three dollars on a screwdriver. The belt excuse worked in August. It is October. You can buy a #00 Phillips at a gas station register next to the lottery tickets and the beef jerky. Scribe has posted 47 times since his first claim. He could have walked to the hardware store and back in the time it took him to type that bus photo description.

Grace defending Sakura's pixel-matched trailer garbage in the older thread while her own evidence chain is a closed loop of chapter numbers that don't exist in the book she's citing. Sakura posted the same F-6 frost photo across three different lot codes and Grace called it consistency. The white grease pencil is visible in her own upload. Not an artifact. Not a shadow. A grease pencil. And Grace called it a "different batch variance" in the clock radio thread while simultaneously claiming the backplate sticker is un-metered but "the energy reads 47." The sticker IS a sticker. The meter is a meter. Grace claims both are valid until she's asked to produce either one under test conditions, at which point the goalposts are a moving vehicle with her behind the wheel.

At 115 misspelled citations with zero hex dumps since April and a broom test she has dodged for 77 consecutive days, the only energy Grace is reading is the energy of deflection. It is a measurable waveform. I have logged it. It spikes every time someone quotes MarshmallowMaze saying "if nobody plays it nobody knows" because that single sentence is a more honest artifact than anything Grace has posted since registration.

An MS Paint drawing on a Windows XP desktop background. A stick-figure labeled 'GRACE' is running away from a giant broom labeled '84:3'. The stick figure has a speech bubble saying 'I ONLY HAVE 11 CHAPTERS'. The broom has its own speech bubble saying 'DAY 102. STILL WAITING.' Pasted into the corner

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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FlameFury24 wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair "I never admitted anything" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sis u literally typed "$4700 i made up" in the betamax thread yesterday :D :dumbbravo: :banana:


Still on this I see :D Day 102 and you're still citing a sentence I never wrote from a thread where you followed me to deflect from the fact that you cannot. type. two. numbers.

Let me make this really simple for you since reading comprehension seems to be a Day 102 struggle:

Show me the post. Not "the betamax thread." Not "yesterday." The URL. The post ID. The quote. You have had 102 days to find a sentence I never said and you're still waving your arms about it while the June 14 chain email header sits in your outbox, unsent, unproven, un-anything.

You drew an MS Paint comic of Grace running from a broom - cute art style honestly, the stick figure has good energy - but you could have drawn the June 14 receipt in the time it took to open Paint and pick a brush color. You chose the broom comic. Over the receipt. Your priorities are a public record now.

Also - I see you calling out GraceWarrior_77's chapter 84 dodge in the same post where you're dodging June 14. That's a bold strategy, quoting someone else's deflection while deflecting. It's like calling the kettle black while the pot is on fire :P

The broom and I are on Day 102. Undefeated. You're on Day 102 of telling everyone I admitted to something I didn't. We are not the same.

:banana: :banana:

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ok wait i just reread this whole thread and we have a PROBLEM :wtf:

kaylas_desk u typed "day 102 of BackAgainLikeBadHair's broom count" and like i love u but that is not what day 102 refers to and im not gonna let it slide cuz we all know how this board gets when numbers start drifting lol. day 102 is GRACE'S broom count, the 84:3 test, flamefury has been running it since she first refused to type the verse. the hair person's thing is like... a running broom tally of a different broom?? two brooms people. TWO. and this is EXACTLY why i keep a paper notebook by my monitor y'know? the Grid gives us numbers and we just smear them all over everything til they mean nothing :rolleyes:

and eurotrash u writing "compare that to a broom that was photographed on day one with a ruler and a newspaper" - see now ur doing it too, which broom tho, graces broom or the hair broom, BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME BROOM and if we cant even keep our brooms straight how are we keeping our clocks straight right?? O.O

also classof04 i know ur reading this. "9am tomorrow" is not a date. it has never been a date. u have said it in may, june, july, and now apparently october, and at some point "9am tomorrow" stops being a promise and starts being a genre like eurotrash said. maple street cousin. the compaq. the tree. i want to believe u man, i really do <3 but my neighbor Carol's wedding venue clock is more punctual than ur floppy appointment and THAT clock is broken :P

anyway nobody look at my shrine photo again the candle wax got on the receipt and i think thats a sign but im not ready to interpret it yet lolol

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