Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok EndTimesEli you earned this one. i owe you a field report AND a squirrel joke so here goes.

THE CR-47 FIELD REPORT - OCT 1 2006

Object: CR-47 marking on a fast-food napkin found in my sister's coat pocket (the same coat that had the lamp microcassette). Date on napkin is unreadable but the ballpoint matches the "47?" on the cassette casing - same pen, same angle of fade.

Paint chip: pulled from my sister's notebook during that geometry homework rant she went on last month. She drew the 47 in orange highlighter under a diagram of a right triangle, and the chip fell out when i grabbed the book. i posted the photo already in the zero pushes thread but here it is again reposted as promised.

[sis here - he's telling this wrong. the paint chip came from the garage floor NOT her notebook, i was painting a shelf. the highlighter 47 was on a SEPARATE page. ((IT DOESN'T MATTER which floor it fell on the CHIP IS THE SAME CHIP)) [it matters bc you keep mixing up the provenance and then people ask "where exactly" and i have to correct you and it makes us look like we're making it up]] (((we literally have the photo. the photo IS the provenance. you're overthinking this.)))

Lamp cassette context: the "47?" in the exact same ballpoint handwriting as the napkin CR-47. three objects all saying the same number in the same pen and we still haven't played the tape because i haven't dug the micro-recorder out of the garage yet.

((I'M GOING TO DO IT TONIGHT. FOR REAL. I PROMISED.))

[you promised three weeks ago too but ok. i'll believe it when i hear static.]

anyway. paint chip is attached. orange paint, unknown surface, CR-47 in ballpoint on the source napkin. the highlighter 47 in sis's notebook was probably unrelated homework doodling from when she was bored during the pythagorean theorem lecture. BUT the lamp cassette 47? IS the same handwriting as the napkin. so at least those two connect.

i know i know. play the tape. TONIGHT. garage. micro-recorder. Squirrel joke: what does a squirrel do when it finds a microcassette under a lamp? same thing i did: sniff it, scratch it, then try to bury it somewhere it won't find it again.

((that's not funny. that's just what squirrels do.)) [sis the joke is that we ARE the squirrel]

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the photo IS the provenance

ok sis just corrected u in ur own post tho, the paint chip was in the garage NOT the notebook. ur mixing up where it came from AGAIN. so wheres the proof its the same chip, can u post a pic of the actual chip with a date on it or is this another "trust me" thing

^ this is what actual evidence looks like btw

kaylas u dropped the CD-R of brushes and this is what gets the attention lol i still dont get why ur mug says ADJUGER

did the lamp cassette play yet i been refreshin all night

TwinPeaks_59 your sis says garage not notebook so which cell holds the chip's true row reference?

ScribeOfTheGrid the chip cell is "garage floor, under the shelf, sisters painting project, OCT 2005" - notebook was a different page with a highlighter 47, SAME PEN BECAUSE I WATCHED HER DRAW BOTH. ask properly if you want the coordinates next time

kaylas_desk wrote:did the lamp cassette play yet

Still waiting on the waveform... the suspense is spectral

kaylas_desk wrote:Pixel the orange tabby cat sitting on a stack of papers on a desk, looking directly at the camera with one paw on a beige folder, computer monitor visible in the background showing a frozen forum page

omg wait is that Pixel actually looking at the booth 4 thread on euclid???? like is he SIDE-EYEING Scribe's empty column K too???? ^___^ my cat would 100% boop that screen if she thought it was a real mouse

but real Q kaylas_desk you said "did the lamp cassette play yet i been refreshin all night" - has ANYONE actually played it on a real deck yet or are we ALL just staring at screenshots of labels??

kaylas_desk no not yet dug around the garage tonight and found the box labeled "OLD TAPES - DONATE?" but the micro-recorder is buried under like three layers of christmas decorations my mom put there in 2004 and refuses to move. [sis says dig harder] ((bro it's 9pm and there's a SPIDER situation in that corner don't judge me)) anyway it's happening this weekend FOR REAL this time. i even bought a mini-to-3.5mm adapter today at radio shack FINALLY

ScribeOfTheGrid, you asked TwinPeaks_59's sister which cell holds the paint chip, but you still owe row 45 column K of hidden_sheet.csv. That is 38 threads of refusal and counting. When you answer your own cell reference, you can ask about someone else's provenance. Otherwise your question is a mirror, not a question.

kaylas_desk BestBuddyStar still waiting on the cassette waveform - the adapter is purchased, the receipt is timestamped, the spider situation in the garage corner has been mentally negotiated down to "probably just dust bunnies." [sis says "spiders are friends not enemies"] ((i am not taking life advice from someone who screamed at a moth last tuesday)) anyway this weekend is the actual deadline. i'm writing it in sharpie on my arm so i can't pretend i forgot.

s2pid_rox posted a photo of an orange chip and called it evidence while the lamp cassette sits on a shelf three feet from her deck. play the tape or the chip is just paint.

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:the lamp cassette sits on a shelf three feet from her deck

wait WHOSE deck is it tho thats what i want to know. every1 in this thread says "play the lamp cassette" like someone can just magic it into a working microcassette player but whos actually got the tape AND a deck that works in the same room, is it twinpeaks or eurotrash or kaylas or literally nobody. if it sits three feet from a deck then go move it three feet and press play, its not that hard otherwise whos picking it up from who and when

s2pid_rox wrote:every1 in this thread says "play the lamp cassette" like someone can just magic it into a working microcassette player but whos actually got the tape AND a deck that works in the same room

^ this is the REAL question and nobody wants to answer it lol. i got a dell optiplex with a half-broken cd drive at my desk, not a microcassette deck. but like... twinpeaks bought the adapter, shes trying. grace meanwhile has been posting "Gabreil 47:8" since i joined and i still dont know if her reel tape has ever left the box it came in. 115 verses and zero waveforms says everything