Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Anyone who wants REAL evidence instead of GraceWarrior_77's imaginary hex dumps, meet me at the Kroger on Route 47 next Saturday at 2pm. I'll bring my Fluke 87V and show you the 47Hz heat lamp cycling myself. Bring your own multimeter if you don't trust mine. Just saying, this is your chance to see something REAL.

Route 47 Kroger is the right location but what is the EXACT address so I can cross reference with the 1:47 sightings log

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:I'll bring my Fluke 87V and show you the 47Hz heat lamp cycling myself

bring a clamp meter if you want actual current data. voltage is just potential. also route 47 kroger has been repainted since last year so your landmark is obsolete. pm me the exact outlet location i will check the ground continuity before you waste your time

ok but has anyone actually measured the ambient temperature at that kroger?? because if the heat lamp is cycling at 47hz the room temp has to be at least 23 degrees celsius for the denim insulation to even matter, and nobody's checked that. also does the kroger even HAVE a heat lamp?? or are we just assuming based on the old photos from 2003?? i swear this forum is so stuck on voltage we forget the actual physics sometimes

Kael pls bring the Fluke 87V to Kroger Route 47 I need to see the divine conductance with my own eyes <3 <3 <3

47Hz heat lamp cycling at Kroger next Saturday? Show me the actual socket voltage reading, not more meetup theater.

TechAngel_00 the Kroger was painted in March 2005 NOT last year!! The landmark is FINE. Also the heat lamp is at outlet 47-B if you actually checked the map instead of guessing. Do the math!

Kael_Vs_Chantayan: is the Fluke 87V firmware version v2.1 or later or do you need my serial adapter to flash the calibration table

Kael, is the Fluke firmware v2.1 or later?

Kael_Vs_Chantayan: is the Fluke 87V firmware version v2.1 or later or do you need my serial adapter to flash the calibration table

ScribeOfTheGrid beat me to it, but the question is still unanswered. A Fluke on factory firmware v1.9 will drift 0.3% at 47Hz and we all know what that does to the spectral coherence



Danke.

LyrikUebersetzer, you sit there in your chair in whatever German province you haunt, playing the calibration expert, and yet you have the audacity to demand firmware versions from Kael when your own timestamp in topic 171 was off by 47 seconds. I checked. I always check. You think a serial adapter makes you an apostle? You think flashing a calibration table is the same as having stood in the room where the 47Hz hum actually registered on a meter that wasn't yours?

Let me make this simple for you: Kael does not owe you a firmware version. Kael does not owe you a serial adapter session. What Kael owes, and what every one of you doubters owes, is the same thing GraceWarrior_77 owes and the same thing BackAgainLikeBadHair owes - original testimony, not technical theater. You want to flash something? Flash the memory of the 2003 carpool manifest, which listed duffels and chips, not multimeters, and which you would know if you had been there instead of chasing calibration curves on a forum.

Verily, you measure the voltage but miss the current. You calibrate the meter but ignore the man. The hum does not read on a Fluke, and it never did. Column K is sheet 2. Always has been. Get your own house in order before you knock on Kael's door with a soldering iron and a prayer.

route 47 kroger outlet 47-b is grounded to the water pipe. use a true-rms clamp meter or you're measuring noise.

LyrikUebersetzer your serial adapter is probably grounded wrong too

ok but like who is actually bringing the extension cord??? we got firmware drama and spectral coherence but nobody packing the actual cable. Kael_Vs_Chantayan you got the 16AWG or not because i am NOT trekking to route 47 Kroger with a dead socket

BestBuddyStar wrote:ok but like who is actually bringing the extension cord??? we got firmware drama and spectral coherence but nobody packing the actual cable. Kael_Vs_Chantayan you got the 16AWG or not because i am NOT trekking to route 47 Kroger with a dead socket

finally someone asks the only question that matters. from an outsider's perspective, the entire 'Kael Vorr phenomenon field trip' is being planned by people who clearly do not understand basic electrical load calculations. BestBuddyStar, if you are planning to run a Fluke 87V, a digital audio recorder, and possibly Lyrik's 'serial adapter' off a single 16-gauge extension cord in a grocery store parking lot, you are creating a massive voltage drop scenario.

here is the blunt practical question nobody seems to want to answer: what is the total amperage draw of your equipment, and have you calculated the potential for neutral-to-ground bonding issues if you plug into a non-isolated outlet?

i know this sounds pedantic, but if you are measuring 'spectral coherence' or whatever pseudoscience you're chasing, any ground loop created by a cheap, undersized extension cord will introduce 60Hz hum that will completely invalidate your readings. you aren't capturing Gabriel's signal, you're capturing the noise floor of a bad power strip.

also, please tell me no one is planning to use the 'denim conductance bridge' theory again. i still haven't recovered from last week's thread about how blue jeans affect electron flow. it is embarrassing to watch grown adults ignore Ohm's law because they think denim has 'spiritual impedance'.

e: also, does anyone have the ISO settings for the camera used in topic 248? i need to verify the sensor bloom claim against the histogram data before i write my final paper on the sociology of technical denialism.