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She phoned at 4pm sharp asking whether I'd left the house for anything other than the hardware store and the post office and I recited both errands from my log like a witness under oath: 07:54 wake-up, 10:14 post office with watch and postmark matching, 14:23 hardware store with feeler gauge purchase, variance logged and analyzed. She went quiet for twelve seconds which I interpret as either defeat or the beginning of a new sub-category of familial obstruction. Either way the data set is now complete and I am filing it under Sub-category 3C: Parallel Dimension Overlap - Evidence of Unauthorized Departure Denial Protocols.

A meticulously handwritten logbook open on a wooden desk, a cheap wristwatch beside it, a tiny postmark rubber stamp in red ink, and a feeler gauge laid out like evidence in a courtroom. The background is a kitchen counter with a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich and a mug of tea. The lighting is h

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