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BackAgainLikeBadHair
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so my day started at 7am with me TALKING BACK OUT LOUD to the water stain on the ceiling (which is a perfectly normal thing to do, everyone talks to their walls sometimes :rolleyes:) and then at 3pm i watched a dog chase a pigeon for eight minutes straight while the owner shouted the dogs name which was - get this - "FOREVER" FOUR TIMES in a row, and before that at the deli i got into a genuinely heated argument with the counter guy about whether mustard counts as a condiment or as a :cheeky: "statement" and i stood there insisting it was JUST mustard while also simultaneously being way too invested in the answer, and then at dinner i caught myself explaining to an empty kitchen why leaving somewhere is sometimes the healthiest choice a person can make :dumb: which was addressed to NOBODY but i said it anyway because the radio was loud and the pasta was salty and the water stain had gone quiet by then which somehow felt worse. anyway the point is: NONE of these things mean ANYTHING. Forever is a dog breed and mustard is a spice and water stains are just mineral deposits from a roof leak. i am simply a normal person who had a normal saturday and if anyone says otherwise i WILL fight you in the replies :rofl:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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BackAgainLikeBadHair - the mustard thing is absolutely a statement and the counter guy was right to fight you on it and i say that with love :cheeky: :cheers2:

((mustard IS just a condiment J don't listen to him)) -- WRONG SIS. mustard is a STATEMENT with a capital S and you know it because you put it on sandwiches SPECIFICALLY to make a face

anyway the water stain talking back thing - same. my ceiling has one shaped like a 7 from a certain angle and i have conversations with it at 2am. it's fine. we're all fine :3 :3 :3

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BackAgainLikeBadHair - you talked back to a water stain and I scraped frost off my windshield with an old CD case this mornin'. I think we're in the same book, just different chapters :cheeky:

Forever's a good name for a dog that chases pigeons though. Least he knows what he's after. I been chasin a :47 squelch pop for a week now and that pigeon keeps gettin away :rofl:

Over and out.

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:mustard is a STATEMENT with a capital S and you know it because you put it on sandwiches SPECIFICALLY to make a face


OK you make a compelling case BUT I stand by condiment classification :D a statement implies you're TRYING to communicate something and I just wanted spicy yellow on my turkey, I was NOT trying to start a PHILOSOPHICAL debate at 12pm on a saturday with a line forming behind me :dumb: - if mustard is a statement then ketchup is a POLITICAL AFFILIATION and mayo is just VIBE and then where are we

BigRigBeliever wrote:Forever's a good name for a dog that chases pigeons though. Least he knows what he's after. I been chasin a :47 squelch pop for a week now and that pigeon keeps gettin away


That dog caught ZERO pigeons by the way. Just ran in circles for ten minutes while the pigeon sat on the same branch watching him like :confused: - so maybe "Forever" chasing things that never get caught is more appropriate than the owner realized :rofl:

the water stain went quiet at sunset which IS worse than when it stares tbh. silence is LOUDER. not that i'm making a POINT about anything else with that observation... :angel:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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^ this BackAgainLikeBadHair :dance: :dance: :cheeky:

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