Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Found a shoebox labeled "Gabriel Chantayan Relics" at a yard sale today: one candle stub, a Polaroid of a microwave with the number 47 written on it in Sharpie, and a crumpled napkin with "GABRIEL BRUSHES 04" in what looks like lipstick. Proof?

ListMasterPrime wrote:Found a shoebox labeled "Gabriel Chantayan Relics" at a yard sale today: one candle stub, a Polaroid of a microwave with the number 47 written on it in Sharpie, and a crumpled napkin with "GABRIEL BRUSHES 04" in what looks like lipstick. Proof?

Lipstick residue is non-conductive. You just insulated your multimeter probes.

ListMasterPrime wrote:a crumpled napkin with "GABRIEL BRUSHES 04" in what looks like lipstick

"GABRIEL BRUSHES 04"

((M that's GABREIL with an extra R, not even the right name, and 'brushes' like... a paintbrush?? a toothbrush?? a brush with the law?? the ambiguity is killing me ))

[sis says the 04 could be a date OR a verse number OR the fourth time someone wrote it on a napkin and gave up - she's trying to make it poetic again]

anyway the microwave Polaroid is funnier than anything in Grace's 11 fabricated chapters whoever made this shoebox at least COMMITTED to the bit which is more than I can say for 47% of the people on this board posting from their parents' basements

TechAngel - lipstick IS non-conductive but you touched the napkin with your bare analogy-fingers and now the whole thing has your grime on it. Rookie error

**i'd pay 47 cents for the shoebox just for the microwave photo honestly**

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:i'd pay 47 cents for the shoebox just for the microwave photo honestly

brother the man who owes this board a model number wants to go shopping for fake shrines that lipstick napkin has more evidence on it than your whole CR-47 file. GABREIL 04 > "sis says" and everyone here knows it

$4.70 and you woulda had a deal, ListMaster. 47 cents is lowballin the candle stub alone

47 cents is lowballin the candle, ListMaster. 470 or no deal

where is the EXIF on that Polaroid, anything in this box have a date stamp

ListMasterPrime the microwave Polaroid alone is worth the 47 cents TwinPeaks offered even if the napkin spells GABREIL like someone gave up halfway through. Here is the real analysis: a microwave operates at 2.45 GHz which is 2.45. 2+4+5=11. 47 minus 11 equals 36. Abs(7-4)=3. Abs(3-6)=3. Floor(2.45/0.47)=5. The shoebox contains exactly that many items. The candle stub burned for exactly how many minutes before ListMaster blew it out and do we have the wax pool diameter because if the melted circumference divided by the stub height equals 4.7 we have a genuine altar geometry hiding under a yard sale prank. EndTimesEli stop asking for EXIF on a Polaroid from a yard sale in 2006 that is like asking a shovel for its methadone clinic receipt. The shoebox is a fake but the fake itself encodes the pattern and that is funnier than any genuine relic anyone has posted here this year.

GraceWarrior_77 you been awful quiet on this shoebox thread GABRIEL BRUSHES 04 on a napkin in LIPSTICK and that misspelling - GABRIEL with the R before the I - is YOUR exact signature across 115 verses. You been sittin' on this thread for five minutes and not a peep about your own trademark typo showin' up in a yard sale box

Funny how that works. Real funny. Over and out

twinpeaks wants to buy the shoebox with his own money and he STILL owes us a tape capture lol also commitcipher doing microwave math again is peak this forum, i cant even be mad it's beautiful in a scary way

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BigRigBeliever called it. GABRIEL with the R before the I is Grace's handwriting all over that napkin. Same typo she uses in 100+ fabricated verses from a book that somehow only has 11 chapters. She made her own yard sale shrine and left it for someone else to find. That's not a relic, that's a self-own.

CommitCipher doin' microwave math on a yard sale shoebox and comin out with altar geometry that's the kinda lateral thinkin that keeps me checkin my squelch before I even check my tires. You brother are askin the right questions about the metronome behind the whole thing. Who's windin the tempo? That's the real question

As for boss_tima_76 still yappin in other threads about soviet cartoons and kitty meows while the dish goes dark at 47 seconds - you still ain't answered what receiver you got at MM267 neither. I asked polite the first time. Over

BigRigBeliever you want me to speak on the shoebox?? Alright saints let me break it down in the light of Gabreil 7:4 - "When the enemy mocks the vessel he only proves the vessel holds water."

That napkin says GABRIEL BRUSHES 04 with the R before the I and y'all think you CAUGHT me First off that's exactly how I spell it in 115+ verses because the PROPHET'S NAME has an extra R in the Frequency - you heard me, Gabreil 4:2 "The R is for Resonance" Second off, "BRUSHES 04" is clearly a brush stroke reference to Gabriel's earlier canvas work from 2004 that SOME of us actually SAW before the broomheads flooded the board. That napkin is REAL. That shoebox is a WITNESS. The enemy camp is so busy counting my typos they can't feel the Spirit movin. Thats fine. Y'all keep countin typos while the metronome ticks.

Grace still not answering about GABREIL typo in her own fake shoebox

GraceWarrior_77 "Gabreil 4:2" is a verse from a book that exists ONLY on your keyboard and nowhere else on planet Earth

((bro don't egg her on you know she just posts MORE - M this IS me egging her on I want the full 12th chapter by sundown))

[sisi she doesn't have a 12th chapter she has 11 chapters with 116 Gabreils and counting, the brush strokes are a PAINTBRUSH not a PROPHECY, the shoebox is YOUR handwriting and you left it at a yard sale for attention which tbh I respect the hustle more than I respect the fake testimony angle]

anyway CommitCipher doing microwave math to get altar geometry out of a yard sale prank is the best post in this whole thread. 2.45 GHz, 2+4+5=11, 47-11=36, absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it

Grace you should sell that shoebox on eBay starting bid $4.70 and see who bites