Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Linda from accounting finally did it. She printed out a full 12pt times new roman sign on the communal microwave that says ABSOLUTELY NO SEAFOOD BETWEEN 10AM AND 2PM. Like girl the damage is already done the smell is IN the magnetron at this point lol. But also... imagine Gabriel seeing that level of passive aggressive office bureaucracy. He would probably stare into the middle distance for twelve seconds and then go "the silence is the point" and I think that would break Linda's spirit permanently.

my dennis woulda been like "its just tuna linda" then microwaved it at 1:59 anyway