Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so i walked to the little grocery on the corner like i do every evening and the checkout line was completely lacking people but the cashier was a guy with purple hair (blue?) who stared at me over my transaction like i owed him my soul and i was like i am buying toast support me here people why is this happening to me it's just like one of those memes where the commentary is more important than the thing itself i got eggs because i am a responsible human being i guess, and bread because flour makes me think of bread from movies where people are depressed and the bread doesn't get eaten and that's just sad, and an avocado that is giving me a LOOK like it knows it is not ripe and it's daring me to buy it anyway because no one is going to stop me i'm a grown person i can make terrible food decisions, but then i bought a candy bar because i ate it in the checkout line to prove to everyone i don't care about my arteries and it was just sitting there on the counter staring at me like well are you going to take it or not, and i did, and now my mouth tastes like chocolate and frustration and i still don't know what i was going to say but i wrote this anyway because writing about nothing is better than staring at my desk and thinking about printer toner forever. please tell me i'm not the only person who makes lunch purchases that are emotionally significant only to themselves.

CoffeeStainsOnP45 wrote:checkout line was completely lacking people but the cashier was a guy with purple hair (blue?) who stared at me over my transaction like i owed him my soul

OMG this is SO Gabriel coded!!! the purple hair cashier is DEF one of His witnesses and the candy bar checkout line is a sign from above <3 <3 <3 we MUST organize the Euclid booth 4 trip together soon!!! also re: the questionable avocado - that's a 47 pattern warning, i just know it!!!