Board index » my top 5 office disasters ranked badly on purpose

CoffeeStainsOnP45
True Friend
★★★
Spotted Him 9/14
Posts: 166
Reputation: +0 ■
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
From: Portland, OR / cube 4B
what even counts as a disaster, do delays count, what about lost files, is me crying in the breakroom one??

just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both???
ListMasterPrime
Inner Circle
★★★★★
147witness
Posts: 987
Reputation: +4 ■
Joined: Jun 08, 2006
From: My Filing Cabinet
CoffeeStainsOnP45 wrote:what even counts as a disaster, do delays count, what about lost files, is me crying in the breakroom one??

1. crying in the breakroom is always a disaster :smile: :frown:
2. lost files are disasters only if they were never backed up to napkin :angel:
3. delays are disasters when the napkin formula says they shouldn't happen :banghead:
4. the napkin formula says nothing about crying :XD: :please:
5. therefore crying is the only disaster that matters :cheers: :deadhorse:

signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.' :hammer: