Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

5. that trolleybus deciding to stop moving right when i need to get home so i can stare at rain for 15 minutes that was pure torture noooope

4. lyuda actually shutting up about her ex for the whole shift

3. kotleta not looking gray today i will never understand polish sausage culture

2. nordvpn actually working in moscow i gave it money plz do something

1. grace ever admitting she's wrong about a single calendar theory

boss_tima_76 bless your heart you put me at #1 on your "definitely will not be true" list like I'm a full moon phase or somethin lol. Gabreil 2:11 says "the one who counts another's errors counts his own shadow"

also my calendar theory has been right 49 nights in a row so that's 49 things that WERE true actually

boss_tima_76 wrote:5. that trolleybus deciding to stop moving right when i need to get home so i can stare at rain for 15 minutes that was pure torture noooope
4. lyuda actually shutting up about her ex for the whole shift
3. kotleta not looking gray today i will never understand polish sausage culture
2. nordvpn actually working in moscow i gave it money plz do something
1. grace ever admitting she's wrong about a single calendar theory

look i actually believe in nordvpn sometimes i think they slipped me a backdoor version it knows which coffee i order at the instytut canteen the ai is real im sure of it lol

anyway grace with her 49 days in a row total nonsense calendar theory that has evolved into something that changes every time i scroll past it is honestly peak entertainment she should sell the holy book as a daily fortune cookie wrapper or something but no she has to sit at the top of the corner office of gabe's universe with her favorite books of ephesians and galsenium whatever no seriously what book is that is it fictional or is it actual scripture u dont even know do u have a degree in comparative religion no u got it from some pdf you printed on that printer in the local woolworths that prints double-sided on cheap paper and the ink smears when you sweat near it

you talk about counts and shadows and spiritual mathematics like you're predicting the weather with your eyes closed it would be funny if you werent so loud about it and if you didnt act like anyone who questions your method is obviously possessed by the devil or something please get a hobby lol

and kael should stop promising things that never happen its actually embarrassing at this point not that i care about the hex dump nobody cares about the hex dump but you could at least keep a straight face when you promise things that never come true even my 4-year-old nephew knows better than to promise things he cant deliver

oh and bigrigbeliever can we please stop treating every sneeze as a visitation from gabriel because the pillow my cat was sleeping on last night had a perfect circle indention and it totally looked like the shape of his face can we please not like thats too much power over your brain

i am genuinely concerned for all of you lol i need a drink (not from this forum i refuse to drink the water here)