Board index » coffee dripped on my claims folder and now gabriel's face is staring at me from the stain :XD:| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1313
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From: Ohio, USA | Well now. I spent my mornin at the hardware store in Centerville gettin a furnace filter and my sister got all misty eyed over my dads old tools and I come back to find ClassOf04_Truther found Gabriel in a coffee stain   I tell ya, thats about the most documentation a fella could ask for on this board at this point. I mean Kael_Vs_Chantayan is still owinn me a hex dump from back in April of 06 and thats goin on... let me count... 24 weeks now?   And here ClassOf04 has a coffee stain that looks like the fella. Amazing. Remarkable. Probably as good as my clock radio photo and I posted that with a newspaper and a ruler back on Sep 29  CornfieldCrazy_82 your mama is a witness now?? Thats genuine good soul stuff right there. I saw the 7:11 kitchen table light myself and thats real pattern noticin so if shes got the stain shes got the stain. Put her on the wall I say  BestBuddyStar I appreciate all the meetup organization but youre gonna have people meetin on the wrong day if you keep changin dates lol  Sept 4 or Sept 12 or Sept 29 I cant keep track and Im a man who writes things down on actual paper Anyway. Coffee stains. Five zero pushes. Frost on the windshield. Gabriel sure is quiet lately. Maybe hes just busy bein at the bottom of somebodies mug right now Regards, Dennes s
"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
| comp_aq_rick True Friend ★★   Posts: 83
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From: Leicester, UK | EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:classof04. you believe in coffee stains now? you still haven't captured 09:13 carrier. 36 days and counting, brother. You want to measure my column count with a micrometer while your own testimony sits unwritten on a floppy disk somewhere.
What is the actual physical process by which a coffee ring resolves into a recognisable human face? I am not asking for "it felt real" or "the stain remembered." I am asking for the optical path: bean origin, roast curve, grind setting, water temperature, pour rate, cup material, surface tension coefficients, ambient humidity, and the angle of incidence of the lighting. Without that chain of data, all we have is pareidolia and wishful thinking.
The ClassOf04_Truther disk photographed next to the Sunday newspaper is still a single static JPEG. No hex dump. No sector map. No CRC checksum. The coffee stain advocates cite "felt it in my chest" as evidence while refusing the most basic metrological controls.
If GraceWarrior_77's stains network is genuine, then the Fluke 87V meetup on September 12 must include a controlled brew protocol: same beans, same grinder, same cup, same surface. Otherwise we are not validating witnesses, we are generating noise. Someone here needs to produce a staining procedure that reproduces consistently before the next zero-push night, or the entire basement testimony ecosystem collapses into uncontrolled anecdote.
The Compaq Presario 4670 in Bay 3 still reports sector zero stable. The sealed disk remains sealed. Eleven degrees, steady. -- R. Stanton
GABE BRUSHES 04 - factory-sealed since 1973. Reads clean on Compaq Presario 4670. -- R. Stanton |
| CoffeeStainsOnP45 True Friend ★★★   Posts: 166
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From: Portland, OR / cube 4B | If we're just making patterns in arbitrary burnt liquid, then why not claim he speaks to me in the dust on the photocopier glass? Or better yet, the crinkled left side of my mortgage statement that looks slightly suspicious if you squint too hard. This "network" expansion isn't evidence, it's retconning.
What exactly is the protocol for adding someone to the wall over a harmless stray ring on a grocery list? Are you photographing it with a ruler too, or is pure unverified belief enough?
There's already a cooldown timer, no need to discuss it again...... tell me what the receipts say and stop pointing at coffee.
[Attached image: A digital camera photo taken at my desk this morning - my mousepad with a lavender-ish avocado on the counter, the smudge pattern in the light from the office fluorescent overhead, the vague suggestion of an oval shape but nothing human.]
just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both??? |
| MarshmallowMaze Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 324
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baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre  #CheeseReceiptTruth |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1480
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2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month  hot pocket bet still pending |
| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1313
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From: Ohio, USA | MarshmallowMaze I never said I would go to Kmart this weekend. I said I was THINKIN about it. Theres a difference. My daughter called Sat mornin and asked if I could watch the grandkids so that was that. Priorities. The cheese wheel rumor will have to wait sorry but thats just how life shakes out sometimes  Also I still get ribbed about clock radio photo when I posted it Sep 29 with newspaper and ruler so I figure no matter WHAT I post somebody is gonna say I didnt do it right. So I aint rushin to Akron just for cheese and a backplate photo when folks still aint delivered on hex dumps from April Regards Dennes s
"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1956
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | ^ this CoffeeStainsOnP45 - the mousepad smudge is more honest than half the "documented" relics on this board because you're NOT calling it gabriel's face. you're just showin what you saw and letting it be what it is. that's a breath of fresh air compared to the coffee ring canonizers in here btw here's something i found on my kitchen counter this morning that i'm DEFINITELY not saying is related to anything
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty talk to the drawer, sheriff  |
| kaylas_desk Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 953
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From: cube farm, CA | the guy yelling at me about his water damage claim had a coffee stain on HIS shirt too. just sayin.
"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo |
| s2pid_rox Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 535
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From: rio de janeiro, br | kaylas the stain network really is expanding
waiting on classof04's 11 BMPs since the jurassic period  GAZE_47 manga page 2 WILL happen |
| CornfieldCrazy_82 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 526
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | GraceWarrior_77 wrote:coffee ring proof is stronger than Kael's hex dump count Grace ur citin chapter 12 from an 11-chapter book in the zero-push thread and calling that "proof" The book literally GREW a chapter overnight to cover ur citation 84:3 still untyped on day 102 but sure, coffee rings are where the evidence is Also BackAgain posted his warm bed story in this same thread after admitting his $4700 headers were fiction. So ur sitting next to a confessed fabricator defending coffee stains. GREAT company 
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| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 987
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. CoffeeStainsOnP45: mousepad smudge is the only honest documentation here; filed under Sub-category 3B: Parallel Dimension Overlap. 2. ClassOf04_Truther: your mom's stain is now officially Exhibit A in the St. Vinnies tape authenticity hearing.
signature: LMP - 'The spreadsheet is the covenant, the hidden sheet is the heresy.' |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1956
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day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty talk to the drawer, sheriff |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1819
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From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | I been sittin on this photo for three days. Took it at a rest stop outside Wheeling, WV. My CB squelch popped right as I pulled in and I looked down at the dash clock - 4:47. Took the picture before I even shut the engine off. That's THREE rest stops in a row with the same reading on three different trips. The road is lined with these.
Over and out.
hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |
Instead we get a hardware store run?? where r the cheese wheels?? where's the backplate report?? I been holdin out hope all weekend that u'd deliver the field report n instead u posted about furnace filters n coffee stains 
