Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

So in my dream last night I called an Uber and the driver pulled up in a beat-up Hyundai with a "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker half-peeled off. I get in the back and it's GABRIEL. He looks at me in the rearview and goes "seatbelt" and that's the whole ride. No music, no small talk, just the turn signal ticking. When we arrive he just says "you're here" and drives off. I checked the Uber app and he'd rated me FOUR STARS. No explanation. ((you got four stars because you sat behind him not diagonally, J, it's a respect thing)) [he said seatbelt ONCE and you fumbled with it for like ten seconds, I saw it in the dream too, four stars is generous actually]

^ this is the most real dream post all month honestly