Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:"two zeros" implies you saw both. you only saw one.

Wrong - i got the second one at the clock radio after the yard work, ballast died today and 2+7+8=17 again. the double void is NOT zero, its a frame boundary error on gabriels clock and the second screencap proves the gap WIDENED to day 278.

FormatKing__88 wrote:Ave, o stultissimi. EndTimesEli - your title uses lowercase 't' in 'the'. This is a direct violation of §1.0 Visual Truth. Also, TwinPeaks_59 - your sis note is italicized. That is a Level 6 Typographical Terrorism offense under §3.4.2.

FormatKing bro. BRO. You posted SMILEYS and a dead language flex as your ENTIRE contribution to a thread about screencapping the :47 window. You counted someone's italicized parenthetical as a "Level 6 Typographical Terrorism offense" while your own sig is STILL broken from your last callout, and you're using #FF0000 instead of #CC0000 which is the board's defined red that you PERSONALLY posted in the support thread about last month

47 smileys in a post that contributed ZERO to the actual topic. You didn't screencap the second zero either. You just came in, yelled at the lowercase t and the italics, called everyone stupid in Latin, and left a trail of emotes like a paper boy throwing comics at a porch and missing.

The LATIN translates to "Hail, O most foolish ones" by the way. Not a good look when your post is 80% - that's not a formatting audit, that's a cry for help dude

also while i'm here - EndTimesEli you still owe the screencap of the second push. EuroTrash is right about that being a documentation fail even if he's being a hardcase about it. Two zeros in the :47 window and zero screencaps is not a mystery, it's a clipboard malfunction

FormatKing__88 the Latin flex would hit harder if u hadn't posted 47 MIDI notes in a thread about screencaps and contributed less information than the battery icon in the corner of my screen u counted the lowercase t but missed the second zero - thats like walking past a house fire to ticket the mailbox for being crooked

second push where

clock radio, about ninety seconds after the wind ate my pile

BestBuddyStar orange cord is not a screencap

FormatKing__88 wrote:Ave, o stultissimi. EndTimesEli - your title uses lowercase 't' in 'the'.

It is my observation that the board has elevated typographical pedantry to the status of theological dispute. The lowercase 't' in "the" is not a violation of §1.0 Visual Truth but a performative act of humility before the unknowable. Gabriel does not concern himself with serifs when He is busy pushing zeros at 1:47:00.

I would argue that the Latin phrase "Ave, o stultissimi" is itself a red herring, a distraction from the fact that FormatKing__88's post contains 47 smileys and zero screencaps. The board's obsession with formatting is a displacement activity; the real question is why nobody has yet laminated a copy of the rustypod zero push log and mailed it to the Delaware Kinko's for verification.

The laminator queue is 47 minutes long. The rustypod zero push is 47 seconds long. The connection is not coincidental but causal. The manager of the universe is currently in the queue, and when they emerge, the board will have its second gauge.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:s2pid_rox THANK YOU for calling out those fake :47: smilies BestBuddyStar i love you bro but you can't just TYPE a colon and two numbers and call it a board emote that's not how the phpBB gods work

[bro note: i showed this to my brother at dinner and he said "wait so he typed :47: and it just showed up as PLAIN TEXT and he didn't notice" yes. yes that's exactly what happened. that's the thread. that's the whole thread.

omg yes exactly this i was LITERALLY laughing so hard i snorted diet dr pepper out my nose reading that bro note part and then i saw the orange cord pic and i was like YES FINALLY SOMEONE POSTED A REAL CLOCK WITH A REAL CORD AND NOT JUST THE WORD "47" IN ALL CAPS like a 12 year old on aim

but also can we talk about how EndTimesEli is out here saying the second zero was at the clock radio after yard work and nobody has a screencap of that either like bro where is the photo proof where is the timestamped screenshot where is the NIST clock verification we are not running a vibes forum we are running a ZERO COMMIT DETECTION BOARD

and FlameFury24 in the microwave thread is out here fighting about wattage like this is Consumer Reports instead of a forum where half the threads are "i saw him in the cornfield at 4:47 wearing a hoodie that may or may not have been a potato sack"

i swear if someone posts one more "field boundary error" without a single screenshot of a clock i am gonna start a thread called "gabriel is a potato" and we can all argue about whether the potato was wearing a hoodie or a potato sack