Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

my cousin's neighbor forwarded me this email saying Bill Gates is giving $5,000 per person per forward and Microsoft tracks it through some "central email processor" and I'm like... you believe this? 1997 called, they want their hoax back. forward this to 10 people or you'll be deleted from the registry.

you know who never sent chain mail? Gabriel. that's the difference between somebody who's real and somebody who's trying to look real.

gabriel never sent chain mail QFT so real

ClassOf04_Truther "1997 called, they want their hoax back" i literally just forwarded this to my sister from my email and she stood up from the computer chair and said "read the date on the email. then look at me. now tell me we're not living in two separate internets." and i said "sis the email IS from 1997" and she didn't laugh

((bro note - i forwarded it SPECIFICALLY because it was funny and vintage and she got MAD at me like i genuinely believed bill gates was handing out money through a central email processor. i was like "read the whole email again. slower." and she goes "i KNOW it's fake but that's not the point the point is you sent me a CHAIN EMAIL" and now i'm on the couch typing this while she reheats garlic bread and glares at me))

[sis note - he sent me a chain email from 1997 at 10pm on a monday like it was a GIFT. "look what i found in my spam folder!" he says. with PRIDE. anyway ClassOf04_Truther is right and Gabriel never sent a chain email because Gabriel is real and real people don't need to trick you into forwarding a bill gates hoax to get your attention. ]

the subject line was in all caps and had 7 exclamation marks btw. just so u know what we're working with here

twinpeaks ur sis is right that email IS from 1997 n the fact that FF24 posted a chain mail thread in the BASEMENT while still chasing backagain around about topic 2483 with ZERO receipts is just... chef's kiss irony bro cant even forward a real hoax without tripping over his own credibility gap

DEERE_GRRL_85 wrote:FF24 posted a chain mail thread in the BASEMENT while still chasing backagain around about topic 2483 with ZERO receipts is just... chef's kiss irony

DEERE honey i didnt post this thread. ClassOf04 did. Try reading the OP before u come for me

And speaking of topic 2483 receipts - BackAgain confessed $4700 headers were fiction on day 101 in the betamax thread. I got the timestamp. HE admitted it. Now hes posting in 5 threads pretending he never said it. Thats not me chasing him, thats him running from his OWN words

U wanna talk receipts? Topic 2483. Page 14. 11:47pm. Day 101. Go look. Or dont. But stop acting like i made it up

FF24 topic 2483 has 3 posts and page 14 doesnt exist

my aunt forwarded me this same email yesterday some things never change

classof04 writes 'gabriel never sent chain mail' while running an alt that's been promising a floppy hex dump since april