Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

5. Panasonic - overpriced since 2003 and they know it
4. Daewoo - made one okay model in '01 then quit trying
3. LG - fine if you like waiting 47 seconds extra for your hot pocket
2. Sharp Carousel - turntable rattles loose after 6 months but gets the job done
1. GE - 1100w actual measured output not this "cooking class" marketing garbage and I WILL fight anyone who disagrees

microwave wattage is not a opinion it's a MANUFACTURED SPEC LEARN2READ

FlameFury24 u had me at "measured output" yesssss but bro Panasonic def has sentimental value if u grew up with one that survived like 3 moves and a basement flood lol mine still goin since 98 just saying

also the Sharp Carousel turntable rattle is SO real omfg i thought mine was haunted for like a year before i realized the little plastic wheel thing just wore down

but uh. question. where tf is the break room microwave rank cause those things are COMBAT ZONES. the one at work has a dial that u have to turn PAST the time u want then back because the spring is shot the pasta i microwaved at lunch today was cold in the middle and i sat there eating cold pasta at my desk watching gabriel in a hoodie like this is my life now

kaylas_desk break room microwaves are a WHOLE DIFFERENT TIER of combat and i respect you asking the real questions but lemme tell u about my BROTHER who today decided a FORK was the proper tool for unjamming a TOASTER. PLUGGED IN. While i was AT THE BLEACHERS. Came home at 5 and he's standing there with a fork inside the slot like he's about to discover electricity PERSONALLY. I had to physically TAKE the fork from his hand while he's arguing with me about "it wasn't plugged in" while the red light is ON

Anyway GE 1100w or death. The fork-toaster incident is why i will DIE on the measured output hill - you let people think wattage is vibe instead of spec and you get Darwin Award auditions in your own kitchen. GET REKT fork boy

FlameFury24 GE 1100w measured output is fine and all but where's the June 14 receipt

Still waiting

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:FlameFury24 GE 1100w measured output is fine and all but where's the June 14 receipt

Still waiting

Oh sweet. OH SWEET. You're in my microwave thread now. Demanding a receipt. From ME. While you're still pretending topic 2483 didn't happen.

Let me spell it out since you keep "forgetting" topic numbers while posting IN the thread that has the topic number right there in the URL bar:

Day 101. You confessed the $4700 header screenshots were fiction. You admitted it. IN TOPIC 2483. In the betamax thread. Which is TOPIC 2744. Which you are POSTING IN RIGHT NOW while asking ME for a receipt from June.

Day 102. You're denying you ever said it. You're wandering into other peoples threads demanding THEIR receipts while your own confession sits there in the thread you're currently avoiding. That's not a debate strategy. That's a fugitive doubling back through the same room hoping nobody noticed the gun in his hand.

You asked me where the June 14 receipt is. OK. I'll answer:

June 14 I was 83 days deep into the GraceWarrior_77 84:3 count, watching her cite Gabreil 47:8 from an 11-chapter book, and I didn't own the GE 1100w yet. I bought it in August after the old Sharp finally rattled its last corn chip across the turntable and died. So no, I don't have a June 14 receipt for a microwave I bought in August. Happy now?

Now YOUR turn. Where's the topic 2483 post where you admitted the headers were fiction? Oh wait - YOU deleted that memory? Must be nice having a brain that just factory resets every 24 hours like a cheap router.

I'll wait

FF24 still chasing receipts u cant even find

BackAgainLikeBadHair topic 2483

FlameFury24 ur microwave tier list is giving me LIFE omg i am DEFINITELY stealing this for my break room rant thread at work tomorrow

but bro the GE 1100w measured output hill u will die on is the same hill BackAgainLikeBadHair will die on while demanding a June 14 receipt that probably involves a broom and a number 103

also the fork in the toaster story is peak 2006 rural iowa horror and i am filing it under "things that could have been prevented if someone had just read the manual" which is basically the theme of my entire life

FlameFury24 wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair topic 2483 is TOPIC 2744 which you are POSTING IN RIGHT NOW

D00D WAIT WAIT WAIT NOW topic 2483 IS topic 2744?? So the "betamax confession" thread with the mysterious "between warm bed and hex dump" quote... u think thats the St. Vinnies reel tape thread?? I literally just read 2744 from TOP to BOTTOM n there's not a SINGLE mention of betamax OR a confession in there

FF24 buddy u keep MOVIN the goalpost every time someone asks for a quote. First 2483 existed. Then it had "between warm bed and hex dump." Now it's actually 2744 but somehow nobody can see the words u claim r there. Do u even believe urself at this point??

TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE_GRRL_85 you're RIGHT I swapped the numbers 2483 is the Grace/commits thread. BackAgain confessed warm bed fiction IN 2483 on day 101. 2744 is the reel tape thread. I typo'd. Still right about the CONFESSION which you'd know if you READ 2483 instead of celebrating a number swap

FlameFury24 topic 2483 has THREE posts and NONE of them are me

FlameFury24 wrote:1. GE - 1100w actual measured output not this "cooking class" marketing garbage

GE doesn't make 1100W microwaves. Their highest output domestic model is the JVM3160 at 1000W. You're measuring voltage across the magnetron filament, not RF output power.