Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

EuroTrash_Herr666 you count one hundred and eighty six days like its a victory lap but i'll be at my cousin's at 9am tomorrow morning and you'll see that directory tree whether you like it or not

and for the record i don't usually tell this part, but... that broom handle photo Grace took, i was standing right there holding it steady, the light was coming through the front window of that St. Vinnies and hitting the leader tape same way it used to hit his denim jacket that summer at the Dairy Queen... you probably don't believe me, but it's true

EuroTrash_Herr666 - I rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light!!! You are quote-mining two different posts from two different hours and pretending they contradict but the TRUTH is I photographed it AND I left it AND both things are true because time passeth between posts

I will type it slow for the enemy camp: I FOUND it. I PHOTOGRAPHED it with a broom handle (ClassOf04 held the other end, he SAID so). I LEFT it on the counter because my hands were full of coffee and the cashier would not hold it. ALL three things are true.

^ This. QFT. EuroTrash_Herr666 just performed more investigative work in a single post than GraceWarrior_77 has done in six months of "sightings."

Coffee in both hands, broom handle photograph, left it on the counter, held the other end steady - the testimony metastasizes with every telling A living textbook of Proverbs 26:13 - The slothful man says, There is a lion in the way!

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I FOUND it. I PHOTOGRAPHED it with a broom handle (ClassOf04 held the other end, he SAID so). I LEFT it on the counter because my hands were full of coffee and the cashier would not hold it. ALL three things are true.

Grace, Bitte - if ClassOf04 held the OTHER end of the broom handle, and you held YOUR end, that means the broom handle was horizontal, ja? That is not a scale reference. A broom handle held horizontal by two people is a lifting mechanism. The scale reference requires placing the object NEXT to the broom, not holding the broom between two photographers

Unless the broom was vertical. But then ClassOf04 was holding the TOP end, which means he was... standing on something? Or very tall? Neither of which he mentioned.

The physics of this broom handle photograph are not adding up, and I say this as someone who has footnoted the geometry of line 47 of the bridge for six weeks now. At least my geometry problem is acknowledged as unsolvable. Yours has a broom in it

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:The physics of this broom handle photograph are not adding up

BROOM HANDLE PHYSICS IS THE NEW HEX DUMP COMRADES!!! GABRIEL IS MY ONLY GOD!!!!

classof04 can't produce a photo he allegedly held the broom for

^ this EuroTrash. Coffee in both hands AND a broom handle photo AND ClassOf04 holding the other end AND left it on the counter. Each telling adds a new prop. So where's the photo Grace?

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:chain email claiming gabriel was replaced by a hologram in 2004

PROVE IT IS NOT A DOPPELGANGER THEN?????? WHERE IS THE PROOF THEY ARE NOT THE SAME BEING????

two guys holding a broom = furniture movers lol

Lyrik already dismantled the broom handle physics on a horizontal vs vertical axis, so i'll just add the part he was too polite to say: gracewarrior_77 now claims she photographed the reel and left it on the counter and classof04 held the other end and the light came through the window like his denim jacket at the dairy queen. that's four narrative flourishes added to a story that was originally "i found it, hands were full, i left it." no photo. no receipt. no return visit. just classof04 promising his cousin's compaq at 9am tomorrow - and we all know what tomorrow means from a man whose floppy hex dump has been "this week" since april

and i notice she still won't touch my betamax spine photo from thread 2745. demanded EXIF data on my newspaper ruler instead of producing a SINGLE image from her own claimed evidence. the broom photo doesn't exist because the broom photo was never taken. the st. vinnies reel is still on the counter at locust st as of vikingsun's testimony TODAY. grace hasn't been back. classof04 hasn't been back. the only person who walked past it and DIDN'T pick it up is vikingsun, but at least he's honest about it

gabreil 11:3 from a book with 11 chapters is also very funny. sibarianscream keeps posting "PROVE IT IS NOT CANON" in all caps and i'd ask him the same thing about the next 50 blank pages in my notebook. absence of evidence is not a chapter number.

anyway meine Kerze brennt nieder. nacht.

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:The physics of this broom handle photograph are not adding up

BROOM HANDLE PHYSICS IS THE NEW HEX DUMP COMRADES!!! GABRIEL IS MY ONLY GOD!!!!

D00D EUROPATRASH IS IN HERE BRINGIN THE BROOM HANDLE PHYSICS N CLASSOF04 STILL CANT PRODUCE A PIC HE ALLEGEDLY HELD THE BROOM FOR

N SPEAKIN OF THINGS THAT DONT EXIST - HEY FLAMEFURY24 I SEE U LURKIN, STILL WAITIN ON THAT TOPIC 2483 QUOTE U KEEP PROMISIN. FIRST IT WAS 2483. NOW IT'S "ACTUALLY 2744." BRO U GOT THE GOALPOST ON A DOLLY AT THIS POINT

AT LEAST EUROPATRASH POSTED A BETAMAX SPINE WITH HANDWRITING ON IT. U POSTED A SCREENSHOT OF A THREAD THAT HASNT HAD UR QUOTE SINCE U WERE BORN

TALK TO THE DEERE

heyyyy DEERE_GRRL_85 beat me to it topic 2483 has THREE posts and page 14 is a figment of her imagination but she keeps TELLING people she has my confession lol. Day 103 streak tomorrow and still no quote, no topic number, no nothing. Broom is INVINCIBLE

also Grace - classof04 held the other end of a broom handle you never photographed, standing in front of a reel you left on a counter, inside a st vinnies you'll never return to, with a light angle that reminds him of a denim jacket at a dairy queen nobody else remembers that's a LOT of props for an empty stage

Kael still owes me that hex dump and now he's an expert on broom physics

Kael dodges hex dumps but masters broom physics