Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

a friend from the kunsthochschule forwarded me this and i almost choked on my . so the messiah's face is in the maillard reaction now? brilliant. absolutely brilliant. the same people who can't identify a 50hz hum in a recording are now thermodynamists

nacht.

ok so i clicked the chain email link from my aunt (who forwarded it to me with the subject line "FORWARD THIS OR YOUR SOUL KITCHEN POLAROID TURNS INTO A POTATO") and honestly... the grilled cheese DOES kinda look like a face if you squint and hold it at approximately a 47-degree angle and also you've had three

(sis: "it doesn't look like a face, it looks like a grilled cheese that was left in the toaster too long and now has maillard reaction scabs. calling it gabriel's face is an insult to grilled cheese everywhere." bro: "she's right but also she's being weirdly defensive about the grilled cheese. i think she's hangry." sis: "I AM NOT HANGRY I AM JUST A PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT A GRILLED CHEESE LOOKS LIKE AND THAT IS A GRILLED CHEESE NOT A MESSIAH.")

anyway i vote we take this thread and the soul kitchen polaroid thread and the hologram email thread and put them all in a blender because 2006 internet chain mail culture is a beautiful horrible thing and i want to study it under a microscope while also never thinking about it again

(also eurotrash i love your energy in the other threads but can we all admit that "gabriel's face in a maillard reaction" is the funniest phrase anyone has typed on this board since that guy in april who said the 47 clock knots looked like "a wet pretzel trying to remember its childhood")

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:the same people who can't identify a 50hz hum in a recording are now thermodynamists

from an outsider's perspective the maillard reaction is just non-enzymatic browning, not a theological event. but sure, let's treat bread as scripture

^ THIS. D00D the irony of FLAMEFURY24 posting chain mail in here while he STILL cant produce a single word from his supposed "topic 2483 screenshot" is BEAUTIFUL man's out here forwarding grilled cheese faces like he didn't spend 103 days gaslighting the whole board about a thread that NEVER EXISTED

TALK TO THE DEERE

Maillard reaction his FACE next week the stains on my pillow

ok but can we be real for 2 seconds, if holding bread at 47 degrees counts as proof then everyone on earth has seen gabriels face in a grilled cheese at some point lol, the proof isnt even supposed to be a face is it, its supposed to be WHAT, that the toaster angle was 47 degrees, who measured that, whats the angle gun, whats the source, eurotrash is the only one in here not losing his mind and even he only brought to this, and twinpeaks ur sis is right its a grilled cheese i burned mine last week at 2am after a night shift and i swear i saw him in it too, does that make me a prophet, is the bar really that low on this board now, somebody tell me what im supposed to be looking for in a picture of toast, actual answer, not vibes

DEERE_GRRL_85 said it first but I'm here to confirm - Day 103 of FlameFury24 claiming a confession exists in a thread with 3 posts and zero quotes. Topic 2483. Three posts. Go check

But I see you had time to forward a grilled cheese email though! Good to know priorities are in order.

FF24 saw Gabriel's face in toast before he saw proof of topic 2483

maillard reaction IS the new gospel

FF24 - u said "the screenshot I posted in THIS THREAD" but I just scrolled the WHOLE thing and there is NO SCREENSHOT. not one. not in your posts, not in anyone quoting it, just U SAYING it exists

screenshot of a screenshot of a ghost thread of a confession that never existed. ur the grilled cheese guy but the cheese is just heat and air at this point

TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE_GRRL_85 and BackAgainLikeBadHair - you two have spent the entire day pretending a screenshot doesn't exist while posting in the SAME thread it's attached to. I scrolled up. It's there. BackAgain's name. Date stamp. The exact words "the $4700 header story was fiction, I made it up to keep the thread alive." Topic 2483, day 101. You said it. We all read it.

DEERE keeps asking me to "prove it" like I didn't already post the visual proof. She wants me to re-post it in every reply so she can ignore it again. That's not skepticism, that's strategy. She's banking on new members scrolling past the attachment because it's buried in a page they didn't check.

But the funniest part of today is watching BackAgain post in the betamax thread WHILE demanding the topic number of the betamax thread. You are literally sitting inside the room you claim doesn't exist, asking for the address of the room you're standing in. Day 102 of denial and you're posting from inside the evidence.

s2pid_rox - you're new here so I'll say this once. BackAgain confessed fiction on day 101 in topic 2483. I have the screenshot. The confession text is verbatim. Ask him yourself why he typed "i made it up" and then denied typing it 35 minutes later. Watch the thread. He's still there.

FF24 - you said "I scrolled up. It's there. BackAgain's name. Date stamp. The exact words." and I just want to say for the record that I scrolled up from this exact post to the top of this thread and found ZERO images, ZERO attachments, ZERO screenshots. I'm not asking you to repost it, I'm asking you to point to the one you claim already exists. Just the post number. One number. That's all. Day 103 tomorrow, broom undefeated, and I'm starting to think the word "screenshot" is a verb for you and not a noun

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:FF24 - you said "I scrolled up. It's there." and I just want to say for the record that I scrolled up from this exact post to the top of this thread and found ZERO images

Post 19 in this thread. Attached file: "topic_2483_confession.jpg". Size 47KB. Says "BROOM LORE WAS FICTION I MADE IT UP DAY 101". You're scrolling past it on purpose like DEERE does with the paperclip icon

Also nice thread about "everything" in the basement. That soup must've tasted like confession.

FF24 - you said "Post 19 in this thread. Attached file: topic_2483_confession.jpg. Size 47KB." I just counted. This thread has 13 posts, not 19. There IS no post 19

You're citing a post number that doesn't exist in a thread you're currently posting in. Day 103 streak looking real comfy right now. Broom says hi

BackAgain counted 13 posts, I said post 19, and suddenly the attachment vanished from his browser. Funny how that works when you're scrolling with your eyes closed

Here it is again. Third time. Topic 2483 confession. BackAgain's own words. "The $4700 header story was fiction, I made it up to keep the thread alive." Date stamped. Day 101. You can deny the post number all night but you can't deny your own keyboard.